Message from @nbp

Discord ID: 488382181484265474


2018-09-09 16:15:10 UTC  

Lmao

2018-09-09 16:15:13 UTC  

I nearly had a fucking stroke trying to type that

2018-09-09 16:15:13 UTC  

NONCE NONCE NONCE NONCE

2018-09-09 16:15:16 UTC  

Your public criminal record doesn't start until 18

2018-09-09 16:15:18 UTC  

lmao

2018-09-09 16:15:24 UTC  

are you sure the stroke aint from the alcohol sadmin

2018-09-09 16:15:26 UTC  

Rip im 17 and I had a fucking older woman come onto me thinking I was early 20s

2018-09-09 16:15:29 UTC  

So she's a career felon on step 1

2018-09-09 16:15:37 UTC  

Fucking weird shit

2018-09-09 16:15:51 UTC  

Dude I have a story for you cunts

2018-09-09 16:15:52 UTC  

here its 16 years aoc

2018-09-09 16:15:53 UTC  

Probably because I had a beard

2018-09-09 16:15:58 UTC  

Where I am its 18 so

2018-09-09 16:16:06 UTC  

I was 17 when I joined the army

2018-09-09 16:16:07 UTC  

I was fucking with older womwn when I was what, 15? Embrace that shit

2018-09-09 16:16:14 UTC  

Yeah but like

2018-09-09 16:16:19 UTC  

ewwww

2018-09-09 16:16:20 UTC  

hmm... bet she was some teacher

2018-09-09 16:16:22 UTC  

Y’all Americans fuck at 12 though

2018-09-09 16:16:22 UTC  

No sex

2018-09-09 16:16:25 UTC  

Im a fucking nerd student I have more classes to worry about and shit

2018-09-09 16:16:25 UTC  

>30 year old woman tries to succd my peepee

2018-09-09 16:16:30 UTC  

That and im still a virgin so

2018-09-09 16:16:33 UTC  

Nah I wish she was one of my teachers smh

2018-09-09 16:16:43 UTC  

If y'all could stop molesting me that'd be great

2018-09-09 16:16:43 UTC  

I lost my virginity at like 15

2018-09-09 16:16:48 UTC  

And I Ive only ever been in like 5 relationships

2018-09-09 16:16:57 UTC  

>5

2018-09-09 16:16:59 UTC  

and still virgin

2018-09-09 16:17:00 UTC  

_molestation intensifies_

2018-09-09 16:17:07 UTC  

Sex is icky

2018-09-09 16:17:08 UTC  

your dedication to God's will is amazing

2018-09-09 16:17:11 UTC  

Dude I lost my virginity sophomore year

2018-09-09 16:17:12 UTC  

yeah

2018-09-09 16:17:18 UTC  

Still have scars from that day

2018-09-09 16:17:22 UTC  

I mean Ive been thinking about converting to orthodoxy so

2018-09-09 16:17:27 UTC  

sadmin snapped a banjo string

2018-09-09 16:17:32 UTC  

*Do not facefuck a braceface*

2018-09-09 16:17:38 UTC  

Nice

2018-09-09 16:17:38 UTC  

@Sadmin ur fag ur fag

2018-09-09 16:17:39 UTC  

....scars