It's the absolute worst I've ever done

If i dont get my holo sight imma be tillted

I've had *multiple* /k/ dudes say I went too far

And that's saying something

It was a tard far

One entire tard too far

I wish we could live stream it

that would be so much fun to watch

There will be questions asked.

there will be an inquiry

you shipped with "no u" in the name feilds?

This is the kind of stuff that earns people nicknames

20 bucks on him getting a psych check

And not good ones

Yeah it's shipped to no u

thank fuck

I've got your address now fuckboy

I HOPE YOU LIKE LOBSTERS

**you have my friends

CAUSE YOU'RE GETTING THE FROOT TREATMENT

You sent him lobsters?

I live in the b's

Your friend is gonna be getting your mail then

Fyi

I am suddenly concerned there is a pipe bomb in my mail box

I'm gonna send a used condom with some dog turd on it

I am the knows

wtf is wrong with you? lolfunnyjoke aside you have to set that up.

you have to touch these things

you have to HANDLE them

I literally eat ass on the first fucking date mic

LATINA ASS

easier than you think to put dog shit in a condom

On

Literally

Finger in condom

@Innaswamp y tho

Smear on dog poo

work as a dog walker

I'm gonna send you so much weird shit

everyone press F for the dignity you no longer have