Message from @BattleJesus

Discord ID: 498524000364789760


2018-10-07 14:14:48 UTC  

Police don't need a body

2018-10-07 14:14:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/498498449461870603/Snapchat-108654829.jpg

2018-10-07 14:46:54 UTC  

> be me
> fired from good job w/ gr8 friends
> have to go get a shitjob in retail
> lowestpointinmylife.jpg
> get retail shitjob
> social anxiety & autism keeps me at bay from people
> noonewillacceptmyautisticass.png
> see on news that trolls stole a HWNDU flag
> social media blows up about /pol/ stealing the flag using astrology, jet streams, & ((( T H E P O W E R O F A U T I S M )))
> vid here: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vw9zyxm860Q
> laugh as that sounded like how I'd do it
> everyone is attributing their success to autism
> feel better about my autism
> come out as autistic
> everyone at work is supportive af
> everyone chats with me
> feels good man

2018-10-07 15:02:41 UTC  

God bless autism

2018-10-07 15:24:03 UTC  

@SuperRadicalLutra They were freaked out because she was wearing a thong swimsuit.

2018-10-07 15:24:42 UTC  

:/

2018-10-07 15:25:09 UTC  

Folding skeleton stock and all, can't be helped.

2018-10-07 15:25:21 UTC  

Sadmin confirmed weeb

2018-10-07 15:26:24 UTC  

>Nigga expects me to not know jack shit about muh waif

2018-10-07 15:26:39 UTC  

Ok, weeb

2018-10-07 15:43:11 UTC  

(computing... 💡) oh.

2018-10-07 15:44:25 UTC  

M14 best girl

2018-10-07 15:44:36 UTC  

Inb4 Balaliaka

2018-10-07 15:45:13 UTC  

I'm wondering what'll happen if Upotte made a gungirl out of a Punt Gun.

2018-10-07 15:50:21 UTC  

also Sadmin; i finished my pic of Galil. wdy think of it?

2018-10-07 15:55:44 UTC  

Punt gun would be a musclegirl

2018-10-07 15:55:51 UTC  

I can see it now

2018-10-07 15:56:00 UTC  

Wait

2018-10-07 15:56:04 UTC  

I can do you one better

2018-10-07 15:56:08 UTC  

Puckle gun

2018-10-07 15:56:23 UTC  

Drawfags get on it

2018-10-07 15:56:52 UTC  

> in queue after dem anime tiddies

2018-10-07 15:57:09 UTC  

A puckle gun would be intresting

2018-10-07 15:58:08 UTC  

@SuperRadicalLutra ain't trying to be rude nigga but your name sounds like one of those random xboxlive names

2018-10-07 15:59:21 UTC  

I know. It's supposed to mean "chaotic writing utensil"

2018-10-07 15:59:42 UTC  

I gathered that but it reminds me of the shit I'd run into on xbl back in the day

2018-10-07 15:59:56 UTC  

define "back in the day"

2018-10-07 16:00:22 UTC  

over a decade ago

2018-10-07 16:00:35 UTC  

I ain't some xbone faggot

2018-10-07 16:00:44 UTC  

06? Was the first xbox release right

2018-10-07 16:00:57 UTC  

like Halo 3 & Gears of War-era? b/c ni🅱️🅱️a those were the days.

2018-10-07 16:01:07 UTC  

yeah

2018-10-07 16:01:22 UTC  

Lots of cod 4, MW2 and reach when they were out as well

2018-10-07 16:01:51 UTC  

(feels good man)

2018-10-07 16:02:50 UTC  

i never had xbox live, i played multiplayer w/ my siblings & friends splitscreen-style

2018-10-07 16:03:22 UTC  

I played with school mates. I like how reach still has a decent playerbase

2018-10-07 16:03:56 UTC  

Halo: Reach is the tits; customizable Spartans & Firefight mode.

2018-10-07 16:04:39 UTC  

yeah I put many hours into that. Same with ODST legendary campaign

2018-10-07 16:05:07 UTC  

>go to gun show, wanna take cool pics while I'm there
>Big ass sign in front, NO PICTURES ALLOWED

Fuckin gay

2018-10-07 16:05:52 UTC  

the cuckshit xbox one has now w/ very little splitscreen support rustles my jimmies. I'm going to make my own games w/ all the cool stuff from my childhood.

2018-10-07 16:06:46 UTC  

I just my ps3 and 360 if I wanna play old games again