imma be toning down the autism don't worry

Awwww

https://youtu.be/P4bNN3agOK4

oh they found out who jim/mister metokur was

apparently he's a boomer CEO

Source on Mister Metokur’s dox?

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4950

Wow

just

Wow

@Nyëa its on kiwifarms
apparently he's a 58 year old CEO of an asset management firm

although its more than likely its bullshit considering the source

@fuckingRabbit whats it about?

Just... just read it

what is an archon lord @fuckingRabbit

>amiibo

like the nintendo thing

what

You know what the SCP is?

SCP Foundation***

yes

but this article is
a bit odd

I was expecting a serious K Class entity

Not *that*

...fortnite, COD, pewdiepie, electric exorcisms and amiibos

SCP is fucking dead

I find it kek worthy

>+92

cringe

the Foundation is pretty fucking gay nowadays.

I had an idea for an scp once

Basically a leather coat made out of the skins of ww2 concentration camp prisoners and the coat rapidly ages you and causes your skin to recede and fuse into the coat, leaving behind only muscle and bone

All the 2000# scps are stupid and unoriginal

Also SCPs that merge with real world events are both original and in bad taste

Oh christ

Amy Schumer is coming to Baltimore

End her