Message from @Burnside

Discord ID: 279339995960049664


2017-02-09 19:54:14 UTC  

You want as much off your legs

2017-02-09 19:54:21 UTC  

>jets that function

2017-02-09 19:54:33 UTC  

>affordable and functioning high-quality cars

2017-02-09 19:54:34 UTC  

I need some sort of shoulder-based molle panel

2017-02-09 19:54:38 UTC  

No

2017-02-09 19:54:40 UTC  

Dont

2017-02-09 19:54:47 UTC  

You seriously don't want that

2017-02-09 19:54:47 UTC  

Too late

2017-02-09 19:54:50 UTC  

>all modern helmet designs

2017-02-09 19:54:55 UTC  

I did

2017-02-09 19:55:01 UTC  

Enjoy your limited mobility/heat exhaustion

2017-02-09 19:55:02 UTC  

It looks hilarious

2017-02-09 19:55:04 UTC  

>helicopters

2017-02-09 19:56:04 UTC  

Side pouches to hold the plates, not even with plates, is gonna run 150-some factorybucs

2017-02-09 19:56:19 UTC  

Groce

2017-02-09 19:56:35 UTC  

Because 5.11 has the only model with adjustable ride height

2017-02-09 19:56:41 UTC  

Get lbt

2017-02-09 19:57:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/279339928868093952/IMG_20170115_105307_079.jpg

2017-02-09 19:57:17 UTC  

This is all you neee

2017-02-09 19:57:22 UTC  

Need

2017-02-09 19:57:24 UTC  

And i want to run six of them- experimental body armor prototyping is retarded

2017-02-09 19:58:24 UTC  

Easy, i don't exactly intend to serious run twelve pound steel pauldrons

2017-02-09 19:58:33 UTC  

that's retarded

2017-02-09 19:59:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/279340435577765888/1484640283416.jpg

2017-02-09 20:00:36 UTC  

but, here's the funny shit, even with uhmwp plates to cut it down to ~6lbs per shoulder it's still cheaper and has greater coverage than the HASP plate carrier spaulders by spartan armor

2017-02-09 20:01:13 UTC  

And it makes you look like a molle wearing samurai, fampai

2017-02-09 20:01:16 UTC  

I'll just wear my front and back plates

2017-02-09 20:01:25 UTC  

It's worked for me in iraq so it'll work for me now

2017-02-09 20:01:43 UTC  

But rifle-grade shoulder and thigh coverage

2017-02-09 20:01:50 UTC  

Lol no

2017-02-09 20:01:57 UTC  

Speed is my security

2017-02-09 20:02:16 UTC  

I'm also a manlet I can't be wearing all that shit

2017-02-09 20:02:25 UTC  

*shrug* i understand the dynamic, i just bet against critical hits

2017-02-09 20:02:36 UTC  

>critical hits

2017-02-09 20:02:40 UTC  

Dude war isn't an rpg

2017-02-09 20:03:07 UTC  

And I'm genetically built to tolerate the increased endurance requirements

2017-02-09 20:03:34 UTC  

CNS and arterial hit are by definition critical

2017-02-09 20:05:40 UTC  

Everybody is fucking autotuning today

2017-02-09 20:07:16 UTC  

Y'all want some reliability?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/279342476555452416/psst.png

2017-02-09 20:07:31 UTC  

Yugo?

2017-02-09 20:07:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/279342544670949378/plurbunnies-1.jpg