Message from @Caerulus_Rex
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>tfw thirsting over chick
>tfw she says she's taking a shower
>tfw tell her talk to you later
>she sends me pictures of her in shower
convo stop its unholy
>"Ew gross stop"
dont think those thots
thats adultery
I literally wrote that
I was 17
hahaahahahah
wew lad
`a u t i s m`
37DD tits at 100lb
whew mama
too big
yeah too big
most chicks, after being told "ew gross stop" will escalate the nudes
they have to be nicely proportioned
was she 80% boob?
but at 17 it's all about beeg booby
@queenarchitect yeah 0 ass
@queenarchitect probably
ass is degenerate
>tfw she got fat now and has a 300lb bf
>tfw she is now proportional to her boobies
The bishop of bantz strikes against the heretic
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
5,000 men
I didnt even know that was physically possible
Hitler was right, gas the kikes
>she contacts me out of the blue
>asks if I want to go skydiving
>uh, okay sure
>turns out her bf is too obese to skydive because he doesnt meet weight constraints
cucked again
dot
wav
5000 men... Wow
thats like 500 a year in a decade
jeez
assuming 20 years thats 250 a year