Message from @Caerulus_Rex
Discord ID: 298844987586641922
Most chicks will if you text them or snap chat them. Very few chicks, even uber thots, will do it if you ask in open forum
:^)
>tfw thirsting over chick
>tfw she says she's taking a shower
>tfw tell her talk to you later
>she sends me pictures of her in shower
convo stop its unholy
>"Ew gross stop"
dont think those thots
thats adultery
I literally wrote that
I was 17
hahaahahahah
wew lad
`a u t i s m`
37DD tits at 100lb
whew mama
too big
yeah too big
they have to be nicely proportioned
sheeeeeeeeeit
was she 80% boob?
but at 17 it's all about beeg booby
@queenarchitect yeah 0 ass
@queenarchitect probably
ass is degenerate
>tfw she got fat now and has a 300lb bf
>tfw she is now proportional to her boobies
The bishop of bantz strikes against the heretic
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
5,000 men
I didnt even know that was physically possible
Hitler was right, gas the kikes
>she contacts me out of the blue
>asks if I want to go skydiving
>uh, okay sure
>turns out her bf is too obese to skydive because he doesnt meet weight constraints
cucked again
dot
wav
5000 men... Wow
thats like 500 a year in a decade