https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMhw5MFYU0s

https://youtu.be/GHhFtkGfaWU?t=3m56s

watch from 3m55s

oh shit you guys I have a funny story from my roommate in college

so some background, I roomed with chink idiot who thought he was le edgy libertarian etc etc

thought he was going to get filthy rich from his economics degree

anyway, one day were both drunk (courtesy of me, as fucking usual)

and we have some people over at the dorm

and hes being awkward as fuck as usual so I tried to get him to stir up some conversation

by asking about the picture of a dog he had framed on his desk

I cant remember exactly how it went

🇩 🇪 🇬 🇪 🇳 🇪 🇷 🅰 🇹 🇪

but basically he accidentally left his dog outside one night during the winter in albany

he let it out to pee and forget to let it back in

and it froze to death

and he spent like 30 minutes trying to explain to everyone there how it wasnt his fault

goodtimes.wav

gook genocide

but chinks are like insects man

Yes

>funny story

no that was sad

Spoiler alert, the dog dies.

it was funny irl

I have a funny story about a chink

because he spent so much time doing mental gymnastics trying to explain how it wasnt his fault

"yeah the dog was frozen when I woke up but he wasnt dead"

"what do you mean eric, how is that possible"

"well he didnt die because of me"

"what do you mean, how can that not be your fault"

*spends 30 minutes talking about how it wasnt his fault*

kek

luckily everyone who was over was on our floor so they already knew he was a massive sperg

I was drinking with some korean guy one time, we were playing vidya in the dorm

and eric comes back

first fucking thing he does is turn on the human centipede

like to watch for fun

Never forget /MLPOL/

Vhat the fuck koba