Message from @Caerulus_Rex

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2017-04-04 15:43:07 UTC  

too big

2017-04-04 15:43:14 UTC  

yeah too big

2017-04-04 15:43:17 UTC  

most chicks, after being told "ew gross stop" will escalate the nudes

2017-04-04 15:43:17 UTC  

they have to be nicely proportioned

2017-04-04 15:43:21 UTC  

sheeeeeeeeeit

2017-04-04 15:43:23 UTC  

was she 80% boob?

2017-04-04 15:43:26 UTC  

but at 17 it's all about beeg booby

2017-04-04 15:43:31 UTC  

@queenarchitect yeah 0 ass

2017-04-04 15:43:35 UTC  
2017-04-04 15:43:40 UTC  

ass is degenerate

2017-04-04 15:44:08 UTC  

>tfw she got fat now and has a 300lb bf
>tfw she is now proportional to her boobies

The bishop of bantz strikes against the heretic

2017-04-04 15:44:24 UTC  

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

2017-04-04 15:44:42 UTC  

5,000 men

2017-04-04 15:44:50 UTC  

I didnt even know that was physically possible

2017-04-04 15:44:59 UTC  

Hitler was right, gas the kikes

2017-04-04 15:45:01 UTC  

>she contacts me out of the blue
>asks if I want to go skydiving
>uh, okay sure

>turns out her bf is too obese to skydive because he doesnt meet weight constraints

2017-04-04 15:45:03 UTC  

cucked again

2017-04-04 15:45:03 UTC  

dot

2017-04-04 15:45:05 UTC  

wav

2017-04-04 15:45:06 UTC  

5000 men... Wow

2017-04-04 15:45:08 UTC  

thats like 500 a year in a decade

2017-04-04 15:45:11 UTC  

jeez

2017-04-04 15:45:20 UTC  

assuming 20 years thats 250 a year

2017-04-04 15:45:40 UTC  

assuming 30 years thats (3/5)*100 men a year

2017-04-04 15:45:47 UTC  

S A G G Y
W A L L S

2017-04-04 15:45:53 UTC  

disregard me I'm a shit at maths

2017-04-04 15:45:54 UTC  

everyday we stray farther from Gods light

2017-04-04 15:45:56 UTC  

sheeeeeeeeit

2017-04-04 15:45:57 UTC  

D A N G L I N G
B A C O N

2017-04-04 15:45:58 UTC  

It's still a lot of dick

2017-04-04 15:46:05 UTC  

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww @Convo

2017-04-04 15:46:07 UTC  

It'd just be a huge tar hole

2017-04-04 15:46:10 UTC  

what if they were all asian?

2017-04-04 15:46:17 UTC  

no saggy walls

2017-04-04 15:46:20 UTC  

kek

2017-04-04 15:47:12 UTC  

a chick that gets married to a high T male that she actually likes is going to have sex more total times than a chick that has 5000 one night stands in 20 years