Message from @Maj. Asshole

Discord ID: 508685898859413524


2018-11-04 15:49:49 UTC  

At least in the leaf army

2018-11-04 15:49:55 UTC  

I don’t see why the Finns wouldn’t

2018-11-04 15:50:07 UTC  

again we dont bring phones out in the field

2018-11-04 15:50:14 UTC  

only field phones and etc

2018-11-04 15:50:17 UTC  

And “dumb bitches doing slutty things in the field” is believable

2018-11-04 15:50:32 UTC  

@_Nipa do you *really* think people listen to that rule?

2018-11-04 15:50:43 UTC  

Because I know for a fact they don’t

2018-11-04 15:50:50 UTC  

also the home guard units guarding the nato forces have found several americans way of track in areas they should not be in

2018-11-04 15:50:50 UTC  

We weren’t supposed to use ours in uniform

2018-11-04 15:50:59 UTC  

Never stopped fucking *anyone*

2018-11-04 15:51:13 UTC  

also tinder isent realy a thing here sooo

2018-11-04 15:59:44 UTC  

*also lets talk how US marines was once outflanked by kids in a snowball fight during a exercise in norway some years ago*

2018-11-04 16:10:00 UTC  

Lets talk about how we drank a country dry in less than a week

2018-11-04 16:30:37 UTC  
2018-11-04 16:33:24 UTC  

Now that's impressive

2018-11-04 16:34:13 UTC  

HOly fuck that cool

2018-11-04 16:48:56 UTC  

I'm shook

2018-11-04 16:53:51 UTC  

@Maj. Asshole Emote when

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/508685320418754560/468224462144274432.gif

2018-11-04 16:55:00 UTC  

What the fuck

2018-11-04 16:55:51 UTC  

***Emote when***

2018-11-04 16:56:09 UTC  

I’m out right now

2018-11-04 16:56:24 UTC  

Also I don’t know how gif emotes work

2018-11-04 16:58:02 UTC  

never please

2018-11-04 17:03:24 UTC  

Gif emotes are same as normal

2018-11-04 17:03:29 UTC  

But you need nitro for it to work

2018-11-04 17:26:50 UTC  

People who don't have nitro also can't use the gif emotes despite it being a server emote

2018-11-04 17:29:00 UTC  

^

2018-11-04 18:16:27 UTC  

Here comes froot KILLING THE FUN

2018-11-04 18:16:36 UTC  

Smh

2018-11-04 18:19:25 UTC  

>be me
>working a yardshit sale
>trying to sell a bunch of my old Woodland BDUs to make beer money
>Cold as fuck in the morn but warms up later
>yellow jacket starts niggin up the place
>go to swat him
fucker stung me when I swatted him somehow right on the inside of my index finger.
>see finger start to swell
wellshit.jpg
>cousin says brb, brings me this shit from the Amish country
>says to try it
>Swelling and pain disappears in like five minutes after using it
what the fuck are amish

2018-11-04 18:20:16 UTC  

technophobic elves

2018-11-04 18:21:08 UTC  

... Yknow you might be right

2018-11-04 18:21:15 UTC  

Don't piss off the amish

2018-11-04 18:21:52 UTC  

The amish are druids

2018-11-04 18:22:23 UTC  

sometimes it really do be like that

2018-11-04 18:31:01 UTC  

OI @everyone

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/508709774125301770/45347956_326664291444856_432332022195683328_n_1.jpg

2018-11-04 18:31:08 UTC  

kys

2018-11-04 18:31:09 UTC  

spicy

2018-11-04 18:31:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/508709865871376387/deletthisfoot.jpg

2018-11-04 18:31:23 UTC  

Sadmin

2018-11-04 18:31:26 UTC  

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