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but basically he accidentally left his dog outside one night during the winter in albany

he let it out to pee and forget to let it back in

and it froze to death

and he spent like 30 minutes trying to explain to everyone there how it wasnt his fault

goodtimes.wav

gook genocide

but chinks are like insects man

Yes

>funny story

no that was sad

Spoiler alert, the dog dies.

it was funny irl

I have a funny story about a chink

because he spent so much time doing mental gymnastics trying to explain how it wasnt his fault

"yeah the dog was frozen when I woke up but he wasnt dead"

"what do you mean eric, how is that possible"

"well he didnt die because of me"

"what do you mean, how can that not be your fault"

*spends 30 minutes talking about how it wasnt his fault*

kek

luckily everyone who was over was on our floor so they already knew he was a massive sperg

I was drinking with some korean guy one time, we were playing vidya in the dorm

and eric comes back

first fucking thing he does is turn on the human centipede

like to watch for fun

Never forget /MLPOL/

Vhat the fuck koba

kek dont go to uni man

my 2nd roommate was another guy straight off the fucking mainland

boyuan

he wasnt as bad as eric but he would skype his parents and gf from like 10pm to 4am

loud as fuck in the dorm

he smelled too

never showered

And people giggle at me for going to a community college

had all sorts of chinese shit everywhere