Message from @Mushroom 🚗ドăƒȘフト🚓🚓🚓

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2017-04-04 16:01:25 UTC  

@Koba mmmm

2017-04-04 16:01:29 UTC  

>it was somehow my fault he got into trouble for taking a boatload of psychadelic drugs

2017-04-04 16:01:41 UTC  

Huh rlly makes u think

2017-04-04 16:01:54 UTC  

your brain has been altered by acid
let me fix it for you

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2017-04-04 16:02:06 UTC  

its an ok drug in low doses

2017-04-04 16:02:06 UTC  

"God if you hadent said anything it would have been fine!"

2017-04-04 16:02:13 UTC  

nasty drug at anything higher than a tab

2017-04-04 16:02:18 UTC  

anything over 50um is awful

2017-04-04 16:02:21 UTC  

"Acid is a good drug" - koba

2017-04-04 16:02:27 UTC  

"ok drug"

2017-04-04 16:02:30 UTC  

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2017-04-04 16:02:43 UTC  

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2017-04-04 16:02:58 UTC  

hmmm

2017-04-04 16:02:59 UTC  

zn

2017-04-04 16:03:03 UTC  

Its still some majorly.degenerate shit, but I say that having done coke when I was yonger.

2017-04-04 16:03:58 UTC  

>i am surrounded by single druggies with no education

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2017-04-04 16:04:11 UTC  

>he lives in commiefornia

2017-04-04 16:04:16 UTC  

>he goes to uni in commiefornia

2017-04-04 16:04:21 UTC  

this is the future you chose @Convo

2017-04-04 16:05:08 UTC  

>my parents indoctrinated me into liberalism
>when I stopped being a child I rejected it
>this is as bad as intentionally choosing to become a drug addled degenerate when an adult

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@Convo @Koba I may be a broken man, but horse fuckers are our greatest alljes

2017-04-04 16:05:39 UTC  

>mfw people try to make me feel bad even though I know I am objectively a successful and principled individual

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2017-04-04 16:05:50 UTC  

hahahahaha that get

2017-04-04 16:06:08 UTC  

@Convo Im pretty objectively & principled successful for my age

2017-04-04 16:06:23 UTC  

nothing special, but better than the majority

Let me finish my emt class before I call myself successful

2017-04-04 16:07:00 UTC  

emt is good work man

2017-04-04 16:07:04 UTC  

only downside is shitty hours

2017-04-04 16:07:15 UTC  

Oh shit theres another medic?

I'm gonna do trauma assessment test today

2017-04-04 16:08:00 UTC  

>tfw wigger brags to me about getting into a Duke Masters program but complains about tuition cost
>tfw got into a higher ranked PhD program fully funded
>tfw I stay quiet like an autist and he goes "pffff" and talks to someone else

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2017-04-04 16:08:37 UTC  

or, and hear me out, you couldve just gone into work

2017-04-04 16:08:48 UTC  

in all seriousness why did you choose to get a phd?

2017-04-04 16:09:04 UTC  

my dad has one in mech e, Ive asked him numerous times and hes never had a good answer

2017-04-04 16:09:09 UTC  

Woo I loved all the trauma shit when we did it. Glad to see theres another first responder around, good luck on your assessment

2017-04-04 16:09:24 UTC  

>tfw someone asks me what my political views are
>"you wouldn't like them"
>please tell me what they are
>"I'm telling you, you wouldn't like them"
>Are you some kind of nazi
>"All I'm saying is you wouldn't like my political views"

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Get ready for the feela