Message from @Kittyface owo
Discord ID: 508893114522664960
Yeah, shit happens
I had vertigo all day yesterday after the missus' herky jerky fucking driving
smh, I missed out on moose steak for dinner cause of her
You mean like a combat booger?
Especially when they're partly mixed with sand
Sand, blood, or mud
Makes a nice little cake to pull with your fanger
Or when the skin in there dies so you get this fucking t00b of skin in one go
or when you get rid of a tiny bud hard one and unleashes the floodgates of blood,
Yep
I met a girl name denko (´・ω・`)
Go to bed you stupid fucking boot
Shut up kike
Go make a patch
Please
It's 6am, real lawn mowing hours
<:Angry:483456053808463882>
>Doesn't work if you don't have boomerbook
im watching that king of the hill episode
where hank and bobby go to a shooting tournament, fuck i cant wait for that
>tfw your son doesnt like guns
>tfw your son turns into a trap
>tfw your daughter will be the only saving grace for your legacy
>turns into a butch
At that point have a mistress and have a bastard child
Then the bastard takes your kingdom
It all falls apart
But at least he won’t be a faggot
Do y'all think hipsters ruined flanel shirts?
nah they're still okay
Nah scares saved them
@Farenthas some say hipsters ruined beards but I still rock that shit. The difference between me and hipsters is that they're fucking gay and I'm not.
Just don't be a feminine bitch boi and you'll be fine.
Your beard looks like shit
Okay giraffe neck havin' ass fucking ears like an elephant ass fuccboi.
Ok /nogunz/
@FireRising your beard is very muslim and very glorious brother (*raises index finger*)
oof, /noguns/
I mean, my side business is carpentry and blacksmithing so I *should* get away with it compared to the faggoty fake lumberjacks I've seen appear these past few years @FireRising
ah election day is tomorrow.
this is going to be fun