I schelpt and y'all went retarded

it happens more than you think

common occurence here, really.

y'all just ever go to pick out a booger and end up pulling it out of your brain in one long solid mass

Yeah, shit happens

I had vertigo all day yesterday after the missus' herky jerky fucking driving

smh, I missed out on moose steak for dinner cause of her

You mean like a combat booger?

Especially when they're partly mixed with sand

Sand, blood, or mud

Makes a nice little cake to pull with your fanger

Or when the skin in there dies so you get this fucking t00b of skin in one go

or when you get rid of a tiny bud hard one and unleashes the floodgates of blood,

Yep

I met a girl name denko (´・ω・｀)

Go to bed you stupid fucking boot

Shut up kike

Go make a patch

Please

It's 6am, real lawn mowing hours

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https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/2018/11/daniel-zimmerman/coming-to-an-anti-gun-state-near-you-ny-pols-want-social-media-checks-before-buying-guns/

>Doesn't work if you don't have boomerbook

I cant wait to have a son and share father son moments with guns

im watching that king of the hill episode

where hank and bobby go to a shooting tournament, fuck i cant wait for that

>tfw your son doesnt like guns
>tfw your son turns into a trap
>tfw your daughter will be the only saving grace for your legacy
>turns into a butch

At that point have a mistress and have a bastard child

Then the bastard takes your kingdom

It all falls apart

But at least he won’t be a faggot

Do y'all think hipsters ruined flanel shirts?

nah they're still okay

Nah scares saved them

@Farenthas some say hipsters ruined beards but I still rock that shit. The difference between me and hipsters is that they're fucking gay and I'm not.

Just don't be a feminine bitch boi and you'll be fine.

Your beard looks like shit

Okay giraffe neck havin' ass fucking ears like an elephant ass fuccboi.

Ok /nogunz/

@FireRising your beard is very muslim and very glorious brother (*raises index finger*)