Message from @Benis

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2018-12-07 01:28:35 UTC  

m14

2018-12-07 01:28:45 UTC  

the only woodstock my grandpa remembers

2018-12-07 01:28:54 UTC  

😄

2018-12-07 01:30:03 UTC  

I too like things that don’t work

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/520411638210232320/image0.jpg

2018-12-07 01:30:13 UTC  

XD

2018-12-07 01:31:06 UTC  

Eyyyy I got the same vodka

2018-12-07 01:31:13 UTC  

That's why I drink *deathwish* coffee, with a shot of spirtyus

2018-12-07 01:31:39 UTC  

with two shots of those *"STOK"* things you can get at Cofairs

2018-12-07 01:31:48 UTC  

for extra caffeine

2018-12-07 01:32:08 UTC  

My old field barista used to make me deathwish

2018-12-07 01:32:13 UTC  

Not a bad brand

2018-12-07 01:32:18 UTC  

Field Baristas?

2018-12-07 01:32:22 UTC  

That's a thing? do tell

2018-12-07 01:32:39 UTC  

STORYTIME! YAY

2018-12-07 01:33:00 UTC  

I had a private that would bring a coffee set up and a jet boil to the field and I'd have him make me coffee.

2018-12-07 01:33:24 UTC  

did you tip him?

2018-12-07 01:33:27 UTC  

He earned the title of field barista

2018-12-07 01:33:51 UTC  

I let him take the first pick of MREs

2018-12-07 01:33:56 UTC  

good man

2018-12-07 01:34:06 UTC  

the chicken and rice MRE makes for a great lubricant

2018-12-07 01:34:51 UTC  

You need a jet boil or back pack stove to make those cold weather MREs

2018-12-07 01:35:07 UTC  

or a bag of fritos

2018-12-07 01:35:32 UTC  

I mean when it's cold we use the heaters in the MREs to warm ourselves. Just eat the thing cold.

2018-12-07 01:35:51 UTC  

If it's not frozen

2018-12-07 01:35:58 UTC  

The real gay part is that those actually stop working when it's cold enough

2018-12-07 01:36:09 UTC  

I always heat mine up or just eat the snacks

2018-12-07 01:37:30 UTC  

Yeah like 90% of the time mine qont work. Best snack is that apple fritter thing

2018-12-07 01:37:44 UTC  

Or the carrot cake

2018-12-07 01:37:49 UTC  

10/10

2018-12-07 01:37:49 UTC  

Frozens are fine, they thaw in your hand. if you're talking dried, just eat it raw

2018-12-07 01:37:52 UTC  

stomach can

2018-12-07 01:38:00 UTC  

can't* tell the difference

2018-12-07 01:39:16 UTC  

Okay if I end up drunk enough

2018-12-07 01:39:18 UTC  

You have to heat them up with body heat and let it get oxygen. It's honestly worth it just because you might as well make things just a little bit better while you're out there.

2018-12-07 01:39:18 UTC  

make the mistake of eating a couple dried turkey dinners once.

2018-12-07 01:39:34 UTC  

Oooo I'll try that.

2018-12-07 01:39:38 UTC  

because my brain couldn't tell the difference

2018-12-07 01:39:43 UTC  

Shove the mre in my uniform for a while

2018-12-07 01:40:09 UTC  

But ye if I get drunk enough

2018-12-07 01:40:12 UTC  

Story teim

2018-12-07 01:40:17 UTC  

hmm. those moments.