Message from @Benis

Discord ID: 520413966334427167


2018-12-07 01:32:39 UTC  

STORYTIME! YAY

2018-12-07 01:33:00 UTC  

I had a private that would bring a coffee set up and a jet boil to the field and I'd have him make me coffee.

2018-12-07 01:33:24 UTC  

did you tip him?

2018-12-07 01:33:27 UTC  

He earned the title of field barista

2018-12-07 01:33:51 UTC  

I let him take the first pick of MREs

2018-12-07 01:33:56 UTC  

good man

2018-12-07 01:34:06 UTC  

the chicken and rice MRE makes for a great lubricant

2018-12-07 01:34:51 UTC  

You need a jet boil or back pack stove to make those cold weather MREs

2018-12-07 01:35:07 UTC  

or a bag of fritos

2018-12-07 01:35:32 UTC  

I mean when it's cold we use the heaters in the MREs to warm ourselves. Just eat the thing cold.

2018-12-07 01:35:51 UTC  

If it's not frozen

2018-12-07 01:35:58 UTC  

The real gay part is that those actually stop working when it's cold enough

2018-12-07 01:36:09 UTC  

I always heat mine up or just eat the snacks

2018-12-07 01:37:30 UTC  

Yeah like 90% of the time mine qont work. Best snack is that apple fritter thing

2018-12-07 01:37:44 UTC  

Or the carrot cake

2018-12-07 01:37:49 UTC  

10/10

2018-12-07 01:37:49 UTC  

Frozens are fine, they thaw in your hand. if you're talking dried, just eat it raw

2018-12-07 01:37:52 UTC  

stomach can

2018-12-07 01:38:00 UTC  

can't* tell the difference

2018-12-07 01:39:16 UTC  

Okay if I end up drunk enough

2018-12-07 01:39:18 UTC  

You have to heat them up with body heat and let it get oxygen. It's honestly worth it just because you might as well make things just a little bit better while you're out there.

2018-12-07 01:39:18 UTC  

make the mistake of eating a couple dried turkey dinners once.

2018-12-07 01:39:34 UTC  

Oooo I'll try that.

2018-12-07 01:39:38 UTC  

because my brain couldn't tell the difference

2018-12-07 01:39:43 UTC  

Shove the mre in my uniform for a while

2018-12-07 01:40:09 UTC  

But ye if I get drunk enough

2018-12-07 01:40:12 UTC  

Story teim

2018-12-07 01:40:17 UTC  

hmm. those moments.

2018-12-07 01:41:28 UTC  

*silence falls*

2018-12-07 01:41:48 UTC  

*moves to another channel until you get back.*

2018-12-07 01:43:25 UTC  

Palm hit the chat area while i was reading the messages

2018-12-07 01:43:39 UTC  

Top tier toilet entertainment tbh

2018-12-07 01:43:52 UTC  

k

2018-12-07 01:46:16 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/520415720031387669/47390644_1949962971964748_5106364554690953216_o.png

2018-12-07 01:46:50 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/520415863439097877/based_and_redpilled.webm

2018-12-07 01:47:04 UTC  

love me some stonetoss

2018-12-07 01:48:09 UTC  

I almost forgot it was thursday

2018-12-07 01:49:13 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483393646599733251/520416463899590666/tranny.jpg

2018-12-07 01:50:21 UTC  

fuckoff its friday cunt

2018-12-07 01:50:27 UTC  

Not here

2018-12-07 01:50:29 UTC  

get with the times ya dog