Message from @Fuerchtegott

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2020-03-11 23:31:12 UTC  

let us in

2020-03-11 23:38:19 UTC  

> coofugees
@Str3tch ulaaa la la la - The coofugees would be a great band title

2020-03-11 23:39:08 UTC  

weird al yankovic said he will *not* make a coronavirus song

2020-03-11 23:39:08 UTC  

Killing us softly, with their coooffsss

2020-03-11 23:40:03 UTC  

creative sell out, he does that only because the knack and wutang are already taken xD

2020-03-11 23:40:49 UTC  

maybe too distasteful to him

2020-03-11 23:41:24 UTC  

he made a song about nuclear war annihilating the planet on Christmas

2020-03-11 23:41:25 UTC  

true

2020-03-11 23:41:36 UTC  

he never did a parody without consent

2020-03-11 23:41:44 UTC  

Cuba, Greenland, Svalbard, and **Madagascar** are SAFE for now

2020-03-11 23:41:49 UTC  

humanity will go on..

2020-03-11 23:41:57 UTC  

Coolio claimed he didnt get consent, but Al won the court battle

2020-03-11 23:42:59 UTC  

Oh

2020-03-11 23:43:12 UTC  

amish paradise was pretty based

2020-03-11 23:43:19 UTC  

one of my favorite

2020-03-11 23:43:37 UTC  

yep, and like a surgeon

2020-03-11 23:43:41 UTC  

Pretty Fly For a Rabbi was pretty good

2020-03-11 23:44:08 UTC  

Al is untoptenable tbh

2020-03-11 23:44:18 UTC  

Its true

2020-03-11 23:44:24 UTC  

eat it was dope too

2020-03-11 23:44:30 UTC  

I can sing all the lyrics to The Saga Begins

2020-03-11 23:44:49 UTC  

DONCHA MAKE ME REPEAT IT!

2020-03-11 23:44:54 UTC  

JUST EAT IT!

2020-03-11 23:45:05 UTC  

maybe vader some day later now he's just a small fry xD

2020-03-11 23:45:43 UTC  

Well his kissed his momma goodbye, saying "soon I'm gonna be a Jed-i!"

2020-03-11 23:46:05 UTC  

I used to know this from a - z

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD56S7uPQyY

2020-03-11 23:46:23 UTC  

yes, that's the lyrics

2020-03-11 23:46:28 UTC  

and they are funny

2020-03-12 00:58:54 UTC  

TP takes up a lot of shelf space so it's the first aisle of the supermarket to look ransacked, leading to the assumption that people are buying more loo roll than anything else. Buying an extra bottle or two of tomato ketchup does not have the same effect on supermarket shelves as buying an extra packet or two of loo roll.

2020-03-12 01:11:49 UTC  

```The man who would become Patient Zero for the new coronavirus outbreak in the U.S. appeared to do everything right. He arrived Jan. 19 at an urgent-care clinic in a suburb north of Seattle with a slightly elevated temperature and a cough he’d developed soon after returning four days earlier from a visit with family in Wuhan, China.```

2020-03-12 01:12:28 UTC  

lmao. I remember the /pol/ threads tracking planes flying out of Wuhan at that time.

2020-03-12 01:12:56 UTC  

our leaders are criminally negligent

2020-03-12 01:13:28 UTC  

after the outbreak in wuhan there was no rational reason for anyone to fly across the pacific for the next month

2020-03-12 01:19:32 UTC  

in many countries they will restrict nonessential travel and make people close stores

2020-03-12 01:20:40 UTC  

but stopping flights early on? unthinkable

2020-03-12 01:22:34 UTC  

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