Message from DarthSammich in JFG.world #general


2020-03-11 21:34:59 UTC  

it has nothing to do with diabetes, the glaucoma

2020-03-11 21:35:03 UTC  

The blood clot fucking your eyes up has passed on to a different spot

2020-03-11 21:35:13 UTC  

your heart

2020-03-11 21:35:17 UTC  

Wait a minute

2020-03-11 21:35:19 UTC  

kidding, not a doctor

2020-03-11 21:35:21 UTC  

<:pinkwojak:552803856535257090>

2020-03-11 21:35:25 UTC  

not even a rocket doctor

2020-03-11 21:35:30 UTC  

but whith your thyroid

2020-03-11 21:35:31 UTC  

Did I ever tell you

2020-03-11 21:35:39 UTC  

that I had a small benign cyst>

2020-03-11 21:35:44 UTC  

arachnoid cyst

2020-03-11 21:35:56 UTC  

Did it give you Spiderman powers?

2020-03-11 21:36:19 UTC  

damn, and I speculated on you taking care of my lizard next holyday

2020-03-11 21:36:21 UTC  

@DarthSammich Uh, other than better eyesight and the ability to read without wearing glasses at a distance, no

2020-03-11 21:36:24 UTC  

I’m 28 and have high cholesterol <:yes:639977935209627658>

2020-03-11 21:36:25 UTC  

Wtf

2020-03-11 21:36:38 UTC  

I could never read at a distance without glasses

2020-03-11 21:36:39 UTC  

now I can

2020-03-11 21:36:43 UTC  

I mean, thats half of the powers that Peter Parker got in the first movie

2020-03-11 21:36:45 UTC  

I´m half your age

2020-03-11 21:36:46 UTC  

you doing good

2020-03-11 21:36:48 UTC  

beta glasses

2020-03-11 21:36:51 UTC  

@Smoke because you eat cheese burgers and a injun

2020-03-11 21:36:54 UTC  

only person that pulls of glasses is jf

2020-03-11 21:37:05 UTC  

<:pepekek:649611550809653248>

2020-03-11 21:37:22 UTC  

injuns can look at a burger and get high blood pressure

2020-03-11 21:38:17 UTC  

Hmm maybe. Never considered that. I do think it’s genetic because I’m not fat, tho I could workout more

2020-03-11 21:38:21 UTC  

<:smug:639989438285611010>

2020-03-11 21:38:30 UTC  

but its because they were not meant to have carbos

2020-03-11 21:38:35 UTC  

and fast for long times

2020-03-11 21:38:43 UTC  

and run around on the plains

2020-03-11 21:38:43 UTC  

My father was both a CEO of a multimillion dollar company in his 30s and a college athlete diivision 1

2020-03-11 21:39:02 UTC  

My dad was an alcoholic

2020-03-11 21:39:12 UTC  

Your uncle raped you

2020-03-11 21:39:22 UTC  

Nobody would even rape me

2020-03-11 21:39:24 UTC  

i raped your mom

2020-03-11 21:39:32 UTC  

@esotericpazuzuism And I raped you

2020-03-11 21:39:44 UTC  

i'll rape you back

2020-03-11 21:39:49 UTC  

<:mmm:639996270995570709>

2020-03-11 21:40:13 UTC  

your dad was a chad

2020-03-11 21:40:20 UTC  

so he probably wasnt your dad