Message from @DarthSammich
Discord ID: 687413735245086766
it has nothing to do with diabetes, the glaucoma
The blood clot fucking your eyes up has passed on to a different spot
your heart
Wait a minute
kidding, not a doctor
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not even a rocket doctor
but whith your thyroid
Did I ever tell you
that I had a small benign cyst>
arachnoid cyst
Did it give you Spiderman powers?
damn, and I speculated on you taking care of my lizard next holyday
@DarthSammich Uh, other than better eyesight and the ability to read without wearing glasses at a distance, no
I’m 28 and have high cholesterol <:yes:639977935209627658>
Wtf
I could never read at a distance without glasses
now I can
I mean, thats half of the powers that Peter Parker got in the first movie
I´m half your age
beta glasses
@Smoke because you eat cheese burgers and a injun
only person that pulls of glasses is jf
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injuns can look at a burger and get high blood pressure
Hmm maybe. Never considered that. I do think it’s genetic because I’m not fat, tho I could workout more
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but its because they were not meant to have carbos
and fast for long times
and run around on the plains
My father was both a CEO of a multimillion dollar company in his 30s and a college athlete diivision 1
My dad was an alcoholic
Your uncle raped you
Nobody would even rape me
i raped your mom
@esotericpazuzuism And I raped you
i'll rape you back
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your dad was a chad
so he probably wasnt your dad