I'm a 34 year old boomer, so too late for me

But I will take what I deserbe

34 is still young

you said you were studying japanese.
just get gud

For tortoises

No I didn't say that, I said I was dreaming about fucking Japanese schoolgirls

I can't tell you how many japanese women I've slept with, and it all started when I decided to seriously study japanese

At least that was implied

@Zatoichi are you physically able?

well, you have to commit

as in not crippled?

I can move my dude

Japanese schoolgirls are top tier for sure

I never got a schoolgirl, but the youngest was 23, and we had sex about 2 hours after I met her at a starbucks in tokyo

I need a japanese schoolgirl who wants me to smell her ****.

what are you skills?

Maybe you can find a girl for enjo kosai

I'm going to Tokyo after the apocalypse

but you have to read and speak japanese to contact the girls like that

Watashi wa gaijin desu enjo kosai

very rarely do schoolgirls speak english, so you have to speak japanese to get through to them

What is google translate

one word: okinawa

Gonna get sum

I hope she lets me smell her ****

jap girls in okinawa aren't as into foreigners as there is some tension between the military base and locals

its a joke

go north to hokkaido, or west of japan, they rarely get foreigners there so your value goes way up

I ain't fucking no Ainu!

go to the middle on mongolia

become a sheep herder

take boomer mother with you

Is this true

That’s crazy

I hope we all die! 😄

yes I saw it somewhere else on FB

What about gas stations

We will all die