you'd be a shark

so no cramps

i'm gonna keep sending them mails if they don't answer

sharklet

like new tickets

https://s2.desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/an/image/1490/71/1490713567878.jpg

sharks would never attack a human

they're just misunderstood

and it's probably the human's fault

Boomer girl has too upturned a nose

in fact they're more scared of you than you are of them

Shark Lives Matter

there's only been like 50 shark attacks in europe

in the past 200 years

or something

it's at least not more than 1 in the mediterranean a year

wait

this is competley wrong

lol

but it's true for the rate in the mediterranean

I've also heard sharks attack less in clear waters

Now post Muslim attacks since 1900

should be muslim terror attempts

fk sharks

retarded animal

"unprovoked"

chad Croatian eating great white

sharks are better than humans

sharks piss through their skin iirc

partly

have fun eating piss fish

pissy fish

fish are constantly expelling water from various orifices

i was gonna say like yo mama

but decided against it

🤔

I just watched pic related, I'm from a landlocked country, so I have no idea how realistic was this movie. 

What are the chances you'll be bitten by a shark if you swim in the ocean?
Do people really just go surfing without fearing for their lives?
How dangerous is it to enter the shallow waters?
What are some measures you guys take to keep yourselves safe in the ocean?