Message from @Banjod

Discord ID: 687577999654256640


2020-03-12 08:20:46 UTC  

sharks are better than humans

2020-03-12 08:20:59 UTC  

sharks piss through their skin iirc

2020-03-12 08:21:45 UTC  

partly

2020-03-12 08:22:00 UTC  

have fun eating piss fish

2020-03-12 08:22:03 UTC  

pissy fish

2020-03-12 08:22:58 UTC  

fish are constantly expelling water from various orifices

2020-03-12 08:25:15 UTC  

i was gonna say like yo mama

2020-03-12 08:25:19 UTC  

but decided against it

2020-03-12 08:25:43 UTC  

🤔

2020-03-12 08:27:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/687577395087015947/unknown.png

2020-03-12 08:27:14 UTC  

I just watched pic related, I'm from a landlocked country, so I have no idea how realistic was this movie. 

What are the chances you'll be bitten by a shark if you swim in the ocean?
Do people really just go surfing without fearing for their lives?
How dangerous is it to enter the shallow waters?
What are some measures you guys take to keep yourselves safe in the ocean?

2020-03-12 08:27:18 UTC  

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2020-03-12 08:27:19 UTC  

lol

2020-03-12 08:27:36 UTC  

these posts are great 😆

2020-03-12 08:28:06 UTC  

it's genuinely dangerous in the pacific tho

2020-03-12 08:28:07 UTC  

I think

2020-03-12 08:28:37 UTC  

I'm just imagining this Romanian or something

2020-03-12 08:28:55 UTC  

and he's like "holy shit sharks exist"

2020-03-12 08:29:04 UTC  

"are they like in the movies?"

2020-03-12 08:29:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/687577975134355475/unknown.png

2020-03-12 08:29:29 UTC  

O

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/687577998765195297/unknown.png

2020-03-12 08:29:38 UTC  

mmm

2020-03-12 08:29:39 UTC  

I'm gonna eat 7k calories over 16 meals?

2020-03-12 08:29:40 UTC  

no

2020-03-12 08:29:47 UTC  

that 30 year taste

2020-03-12 08:29:50 UTC  

guaranteed

2020-03-12 08:30:03 UTC  

im drunk bros

2020-03-12 08:30:06 UTC  

B U T

2020-03-12 08:30:12 UTC  

I watched some people eat rations from second world war

2020-03-12 08:30:13 UTC  

etc

2020-03-12 08:30:15 UTC  

fully eatable

2020-03-12 08:30:24 UTC  

editable

2020-03-12 08:30:30 UTC  

i havent written to my crush OR my ex

be proud of me boys

2020-03-12 08:30:49 UTC  

girls don't exist

2020-03-12 08:30:56 UTC  

don't worry about them

2020-03-12 08:31:10 UTC  

i rejected a girl today again lmao

2020-03-12 08:31:19 UTC  

romania isn't landlocked

2020-03-12 08:31:26 UTC  

I had to say it

2020-03-12 08:31:38 UTC  

im monogamous as shit

2020-03-12 08:31:44 UTC  

yes im bragging

2020-03-12 08:31:54 UTC  

Bros like