ok china

everyone knows that time zones are a creation by Big Watch to sell clocks

it's a scam

> i am supposed to go to the vet with my cat today and my friend was going to join but she is probably not waking up till 4 pm
@Zoey geez, some friend

its typical

and my fault for not confirming

Lol. That level of hyper agency is why no one believes you're a woman.

as long as i believe

i actively despise cats but i hope everything is fine with your cat

Also, I cook amazing eggs.

@Dan V
Getting the ole snip.

oof

haha

good

Zoey is contributing to the CS (cat solution)

that what now

@Zoey
Hyperagency.

you sterilize cats until there are no more cats

oh

ohh

except for Pumas, obvi. the apex predator

right

*small girl brain*

Women are unable/unwilling to take responsibility for anything.

i swear its getting smaller

You went the opposite direction.

might be pregnancy brain, Zoey

> i swear its getting smaller
@Zoey
Baby brain, huh?

hurt man

sometimes, Kevin and I are on the same wavelength

thats pretty gay

soulmates

ur gay

i wish

would be easier to meet a guy here

it would be easier to meet a man if you're a lesbian?

if you're a lesbian (which don't exist), why would you want a man?

i am a man

i thought you were an elephant

elephant man

doctor