Message from @Doctor Mayhem

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2017-04-09 23:52:57 UTC  

What happened to daily Lawrence Murray articles on TRS or is that something I'm not supposed to ask about?

2017-04-09 23:53:25 UTC  

Maybe he ran out of material

2017-04-09 23:53:56 UTC  

He ran out of material at a pretty peculiar time.

2017-04-09 23:54:24 UTC  

He's fine, don't worry

2017-04-09 23:58:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/300781486339260416/Screenshot_20170409_185805.png

2017-04-09 23:58:41 UTC  

LOL

2017-04-09 23:58:54 UTC  

@Caerulus_Rex HURRY UP WITH THE LIVE SHOW

2017-04-09 23:59:14 UTC  

your one dingo fan is impacient

2017-04-10 00:00:27 UTC  

I can hold you over with horrible Aussie jokes while you're waiting

2017-04-10 00:01:21 UTC  

noice

2017-04-10 00:01:23 UTC  

whats the difference between a dingo and an abbo

2017-04-10 00:01:27 UTC  

nothing

2017-04-10 00:02:09 UTC  

Whats the difference between a Seppo and a big mac

2017-04-10 00:02:36 UTC  

One has not been turned into shit yet.

2017-04-10 00:03:58 UTC  

What animal can jump higher than the Sydney Harbour Bridge?

2017-04-10 00:04:10 UTC  

All animals, because bridges can't jump!

2017-04-10 00:04:27 UTC  

Wanna hear a joke?

2017-04-10 00:04:27 UTC  

Fucking check m8

2017-04-10 00:04:35 UTC  

ye

2017-04-10 00:04:36 UTC  

Millennials collecting Social Security!

2017-04-10 00:04:48 UTC  

eyo

2017-04-10 00:06:39 UTC  

An elderly Aboriginal couple are crossing a road on a pedestrian crossing on the fringe of a country town when a drunken, Redneck hoon in a four-wheel drive screams over the hill at 150 kph in a 60 kph zone and strikes them. One Aborigine is thrown violently through the air and lands 50 metres away in the bush. The other is also thrown into the air - but crashes through the windscreen, landing on the vehicle's back seat.

"Er, Er, will there be any charges, mate?", slurs the tattooed vegie slumped behind the wheel to the policeman who arrives at the scene. "My bloody oath", says the cop. "We'll charge the one in the bush with leaving the scene of an accident without giving his name and address, and we'll get the one on the back seat on breaking and entering."

2017-04-10 00:09:41 UTC  

trump was having dinner with xi jingping at mar a lago while misslies rained down on syria

2017-04-10 00:10:45 UTC  

Alright, @YUGE wins

2017-04-10 00:11:13 UTC  

they just went through the timeline on fox

2017-04-10 00:11:32 UTC  

he had his final breifing in florida after being kept up to date while flying down on air force one

2017-04-10 00:12:01 UTC  

final meeting was around 5p where he ordered the strike, then shortly after had the dinner with xi that was all oer the news

2017-04-10 00:12:08 UTC  

nobody knew yet that syria was being missiled

2017-04-10 00:12:36 UTC  

this also makes the posturing off korea make more sense

2017-04-10 00:13:22 UTC  

so i guess, agreeing with the syria strikes for all the wrong reasons

2017-04-10 00:14:00 UTC  

to be clear, I don't support, but I don't think it has the downsides people are suggesting if this incident is isolated

2017-04-10 00:16:09 UTC  

@Chef Goyardee i like the dingo story

2017-04-10 00:16:39 UTC  

Drunken, Redneck hoon is my favorite part.

2017-04-10 00:17:18 UTC  

Especially after watching Australian truckers on netflix last night

2017-04-10 00:18:35 UTC  

can you imagine feeding china a trump steak at mar a lago while you're destroying a syrian air base knowing that china is being put in a box, syria can't do anything about it, putin is mad bro, and he gets domestic bipartisan support right before the tax reform battle?

2017-04-10 00:18:55 UTC  

seems jewy on the surface, I agree, but I think this is deeper than we realize

2017-04-10 00:20:37 UTC  

@Chef Goyardee big diesels are cool

2017-04-10 00:21:31 UTC  

@James Egoist The copyright Jews shut down your video.