Message from @Vanguard

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2017-04-12 18:30:32 UTC  

lolol

2017-04-12 18:30:36 UTC  

poor convo

2017-04-12 18:30:36 UTC  

If I could get a job being a memetic analyst, Id say fuck police work an do it

2017-04-12 18:30:50 UTC  

drop rare pepes over North Korea

2017-04-12 18:30:59 UTC  

Dont wprry convo youll get it

2017-04-12 18:31:40 UTC  

>get accepted to fully funded phd program
>literally no one wants you to work in their lab
>de facto rejected after being accepted

2017-04-12 18:31:44 UTC  

I dont have a reaction face for this

2017-04-12 18:31:50 UTC  

oh :/

2017-04-12 18:31:58 UTC  

in country I am sure someone will have a pepe drawn on the side of their gun truck if we get activated

2017-04-12 18:32:49 UTC  

we did a field training rotation and for running password for patrol base it was REEEEEEEEEEEEE so we got hit and like everyone is opening up full auto, dudes breaking contact screaming REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE was hilarious

2017-04-12 18:32:52 UTC  

If we go to war with china or the norks Id jump at the chance to join up.

2017-04-12 18:33:02 UTC  

that about sums up that feel

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/301786807824023562/1450727639445.png

2017-04-12 18:33:06 UTC  

nork will be done in less than 100 hours

2017-04-12 18:33:43 UTC  

ok, but what happens when we get rid of kim

2017-04-12 18:33:56 UTC  

@queenarchitect norks discover 4ch

2017-04-12 18:33:56 UTC  

Less than 100? That optimistic are we?

2017-04-12 18:33:59 UTC  

our platoon is crusader platoon lol so dudes put their M4s and machine guns in the air and yell my body is ready then run to their vehicles its lel

2017-04-12 18:34:03 UTC  

and we get a new era of garbageposting

2017-04-12 18:34:15 UTC  

the worst outcome tbh

2017-04-12 18:34:24 UTC  

yes due to the C2, carrier group, radar band covering the entire area and the mount of ordinance that will fly

2017-04-12 18:34:36 UTC  

they have nam era jets, they move on tarmac they are going to get cratered

2017-04-12 18:34:49 UTC  

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR

2017-04-12 18:34:56 UTC  

99.9% of people can't tell if this is real

2017-04-12 18:34:58 UTC  

there is so much THAD, patriot, CWIS, AEGIS in area, plus there is active laser defense on the ground

2017-04-12 18:35:00 UTC  

Real? Fake?

2017-04-12 18:35:26 UTC  

north of DMZ will be one massive division level linear artillery target

2017-04-12 18:35:33 UTC  

it will just get vaporized

2017-04-12 18:35:59 UTC  

MICLICS blast lanes in and then its the push north , any concentrated troops will get obliterated. They also have no counter fire radar

2017-04-12 18:36:34 UTC  

I did not miss Vanguard esoteric militaryposting

2017-04-12 18:36:39 UTC  

nor his vehicleposting

2017-04-12 18:36:50 UTC  

nobody knows what a miclics is

2017-04-12 18:37:01 UTC  

nobody knows what thad is

2017-04-12 18:37:05 UTC  

or cwis

2017-04-12 18:37:10 UTC  

we're all very impressed

2017-04-12 18:37:11 UTC  

but wtf

2017-04-12 18:37:20 UTC  

lol

2017-04-12 18:37:49 UTC  

>click professors' webpage
>it leads to a different university's home page

2017-04-12 18:38:00 UTC  

I'm too fucking depressed for this shit right now

2017-04-12 18:38:12 UTC  

THAD is a missile defence system and MICLICS is a long tube of explosives that clear minefields really fast

2017-04-12 18:38:50 UTC  

alright bets are on ladies and gentlemen
how long am I going to remember that
5 polish Zloty on 2 minutes