Message from @queenarchitect

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2017-04-12 21:39:35 UTC  

give my blessing. my mom wasnt exactly a great person. but hey atleast she stole about 40 grand from a jew

2017-04-12 21:39:46 UTC  

@wyatt if you dont plan your mothers day gift 3 years in advanced how can you even claim to be white

2017-04-12 21:39:52 UTC  

lol

2017-04-12 21:40:10 UTC  

siblings and I will make her dinner

2017-04-12 21:40:22 UTC  

@Vanguard best response so far

2017-04-12 21:40:31 UTC  

@Convo Did you just assume my mom's gender?

2017-04-12 21:40:34 UTC  

LOL

2017-04-12 21:40:48 UTC  

i am a feces lord. a feces lord. feces.

2017-04-12 21:40:48 UTC  

true what if someones mom has an artificial womb

2017-04-12 21:41:00 UTC  

i'll probably tell my mom that she's decent but could do better

2017-04-12 21:41:05 UTC  

lol

2017-04-12 21:41:12 UTC  

true she gave you the ginger gene

2017-04-12 21:41:16 UTC  

lolol

2017-04-12 21:41:20 UTC  

@queenarchitect get out of here

2017-04-12 21:41:25 UTC  

only a quarter of it

2017-04-12 21:41:34 UTC  

You got some items you need to work on Ma in the coming year.

2017-04-12 21:41:58 UTC  

I'm leaving the state so I dunno what kind of big thing I need to do for my mom

2017-04-12 21:42:11 UTC  

spend the day with her

2017-04-12 21:42:14 UTC  

no more monthly italian food visits : (

2017-04-12 21:42:33 UTC  

witch hazel bush

2017-04-12 21:42:33 UTC  

let her smother you

2017-04-12 21:42:43 UTC  

@queenarchitect thanks, hermeneutics

2017-04-12 21:42:52 UTC  

got my mom one years ago, still loves it.

2017-04-12 21:43:01 UTC  

Hey, I just ran out of tendies. Can someone please lend me some GBP?

2017-04-12 21:43:05 UTC  

no

2017-04-12 21:43:16 UTC  

doesn

2017-04-12 21:43:17 UTC  

@Goldstein Riots sorry what

2017-04-12 21:43:18 UTC  

Witch Hazel bush

2017-04-12 21:43:20 UTC  

what does it do

2017-04-12 21:43:41 UTC  

It's what they make witch hazel out of.

2017-04-12 21:43:49 UTC  

what is witch hazel

2017-04-12 21:43:51 UTC  

is it a spice?

2017-04-12 21:44:45 UTC  

Clears acne and other stuff

2017-04-12 21:44:47 UTC  

@SLUG2_ I didn't realize Mike Enoch is your dad.

2017-04-12 21:45:36 UTC  
2017-04-12 21:45:41 UTC  

yeaaaaaah we're not doin that

2017-04-12 21:45:57 UTC  

so guys

2017-04-12 21:46:00 UTC  

I am growing a mustache

2017-04-12 21:46:13 UTC  

it looks pretty fucking hilarious because I've never rocked facial hair

2017-04-12 21:46:25 UTC  

mustaches are implicitly white