Message from @Vanguard

Discord ID: 302466035456671745


2017-04-14 15:28:37 UTC  

such retardation

2017-04-14 15:28:51 UTC  

there

2017-04-14 15:28:57 UTC  

All three are waste :^)

2017-04-14 15:29:02 UTC  

I just want moar rank

2017-04-14 15:29:13 UTC  

CPT Vanguard, Infantry, Commanding on sig line

2017-04-14 15:29:27 UTC  

yeah I'm so fucking angry at all times that I would probably go postal if i kept an undergrad and had to work underneath a pooinloo phd

2017-04-14 15:29:32 UTC  

I NEED a terminal degree

2017-04-14 15:29:39 UTC  

Bix is dead

2017-04-14 15:29:43 UTC  

Yay

2017-04-14 15:29:44 UTC  

lolol

2017-04-14 15:29:46 UTC  

The commanding on sig line is to show you have UCMJ Court Martial authority

2017-04-14 15:29:51 UTC  

what is lcsw

2017-04-14 15:29:57 UTC  

or I will don my winged hussar regalia and tilt at soros' house

2017-04-14 15:29:58 UTC  

social worker

2017-04-14 15:30:09 UTC  

lol

2017-04-14 15:30:30 UTC  

id get a PhD just to call dates doctors appointments

2017-04-14 15:30:41 UTC  

dude I cant wait until im out of california so I can buy my russian riotgear and paint it red and white and glue on hussar wings

2017-04-14 15:30:44 UTC  

so exciting

2017-04-14 15:31:36 UTC  

lol CA

2017-04-14 15:31:54 UTC  

for maybe 1/4 of a second I considered going to CA to Pepperdine

2017-04-14 15:32:02 UTC  

then my brain kicked in

2017-04-14 15:32:13 UTC  

yeah holy shit I applied to 15 grad programs, 0 of them in CA

2017-04-14 15:32:24 UTC  

even though 40% of my field is in San Diego

2017-04-14 15:32:26 UTC  

but I mean

2017-04-14 15:32:28 UTC  

holy shit

2017-04-14 15:32:30 UTC  

they offered me dollars which is interest but then I was like yeah fuck no

2017-04-14 15:32:32 UTC  

I cant stand poz a second more

2017-04-14 15:32:45 UTC  

id go insane

2017-04-14 15:33:03 UTC  

Protip: every university town is pozzed

2017-04-14 15:33:13 UTC  

>tfw my synthetic bio professor started the class off by talking about Spicer's holocaust quote and condemning it

2017-04-14 15:33:15 UTC  

wow

2017-04-14 15:33:21 UTC  

For a competitive fee I can speak to you about your troubles

2017-04-14 15:33:26 UTC  

UCB kept sending their MBA shit to me, when you take GMAT/GRE schools take score lists by quartile and bug the fuck out of you

2017-04-14 15:33:38 UTC  

either I would spontaneously combust or Berkely would if I attended

2017-04-14 15:33:42 UTC  

@Vanguard ooh what did you get on the GRE?

2017-04-14 15:33:59 UTC  

that was literally years ago I cant remember anymore

2017-04-14 15:34:09 UTC  

literally

2017-04-14 15:34:10 UTC  

scores are good for 5 years or some shit

2017-04-14 15:34:15 UTC  

LITERALLY

2017-04-14 15:34:27 UTC  

l i t e r a l l y

2017-04-14 15:35:12 UTC  

is that new or old gre