Message from @Convo

Discord ID: 302467302182486029


2017-04-14 15:33:21 UTC  

For a competitive fee I can speak to you about your troubles

2017-04-14 15:33:26 UTC  

UCB kept sending their MBA shit to me, when you take GMAT/GRE schools take score lists by quartile and bug the fuck out of you

2017-04-14 15:33:38 UTC  

either I would spontaneously combust or Berkely would if I attended

2017-04-14 15:33:42 UTC  

@Vanguard ooh what did you get on the GRE?

2017-04-14 15:33:59 UTC  

that was literally years ago I cant remember anymore

2017-04-14 15:34:09 UTC  

literally

2017-04-14 15:34:10 UTC  

scores are good for 5 years or some shit

2017-04-14 15:34:15 UTC  

LITERALLY

2017-04-14 15:34:27 UTC  

l i t e r a l l y

2017-04-14 15:35:12 UTC  

is that new or old gre

2017-04-14 15:35:20 UTC  

real talk I have 0 things going on in my life but school so I have nothing to be proud of but numbers

2017-04-14 15:35:21 UTC  

kill me

2017-04-14 15:35:24 UTC  
2017-04-14 15:35:32 UTC  

what I thunk

2017-04-14 15:35:36 UTC  

the GRE->IQ test says I have a 158 IQ

2017-04-14 15:35:40 UTC  

which is dumb

2017-04-14 15:35:45 UTC  

you might

2017-04-14 15:35:55 UTC  

I think you got 2 points higher in quant than me tbh

2017-04-14 15:36:18 UTC  

get fkt

2017-04-14 15:37:01 UTC  

meh marginal and I am not a super duper stem guy. BUT I will be willing to lose 2 on a quant score and have a taller standing height which results in a higher SMV

2017-04-14 15:37:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/302467302182486026/unknown.png

2017-04-14 15:37:41 UTC  

GRE was really not that bad, the GMAT was the most agitating exam expierience I have ever had in reality

2017-04-14 15:38:27 UTC  

yeah GRE was super easy

2017-04-14 15:38:41 UTC  

I studied for like 8 hours a day and the practice tests were easier than the real thing

2017-04-14 15:38:56 UTC  

evidently how it goes that GRE math is "easier" but verbal is harder for non native english speakers

2017-04-14 15:39:09 UTC  

GMAT, "harder" math but easier verbal for poo in loos

2017-04-14 15:39:09 UTC  

alright based on this test, my verbal IQ is 145 and my math IQ is 140

2017-04-14 15:39:20 UTC  

I want to believe this so I am going to vouch for its validity

2017-04-14 15:39:38 UTC  

>higher verbal
l'chaim my friend

2017-04-14 15:40:08 UTC  

lol

2017-04-14 15:40:17 UTC  

oy gevalt

2017-04-14 15:40:18 UTC  

Why would you want 20 dollars when you can 15?

2017-04-14 15:40:25 UTC  

10 dollars, last offer!

2017-04-14 15:40:30 UTC  

have*

2017-04-14 15:40:39 UTC  

15$? why would i give you 10$? Where am I supposed to get that 5$?

2017-04-14 15:40:57 UTC  

lel

2017-04-14 15:40:57 UTC  

...you owe me $50!

2017-04-14 15:41:29 UTC  

watched some documentary series last night on Einsatzgruppen lol

2017-04-14 15:41:41 UTC  

watched slavs beat jews with fence posts

2017-04-14 15:42:00 UTC  

>gas chambers
waste of effort tbh

2017-04-14 15:42:14 UTC  

just give a slav a bottle of vodka and tell him jews talked shit on his babushka