Riiiight

I'm looking at the marines fitness standards.... They are so lenient on women.

(((standards)))

3 pull ups is nothing

Marine fitness standards for a small group

Let's be honest

As long as you're not a fat cunt you're good to go

Yeah.

If you're fat, be our camera man

We got a use for everybody

I just prefer the fitness standards because they're quantifiable.

"Fat" is a little harder to determine

If you can't DL 4 plates you're out

Ja

Jk

Leg press at least 350?

or maybe 400

Tfw home gym only goes up to 350lbs

pleb-tier gym

kek

Sprints should be in consideration.

Greenhouse gym with rusted weights and chains.

Rest assured, we *will* have to run.

lifting is below me

@Odalist Refrain There's a 3 mile run involved

Tfw too smart to lift

Why not both

@Tee CA

Mindblown

tfw to smart to read

@Nitrodubzthis

tfw too smart to brag about it on the internet

>tfw to smart to score high on an IQ test

@Haupstürmfuhrer Pepekek

>tfw forget to greentext while you're greentexting as a parody of internet culture and you just look retarded

feelsbadman.com

What are our standards on alcohol?

Lifestyle?

>tfw too smart not to fall for the stem meme with Sessions on AG

Not important.