Message from Horatio Cary in Vibrant Diversity #general

2017-04-16 18:46:06 UTC  

thats how it is with women

2017-04-16 18:46:30 UTC  

how long until she joins white sharia kek

2017-04-16 18:47:11 UTC  

and they shut down any right leaning fundraisers on gofundme

2017-04-16 18:47:15 UTC

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2017-04-16 18:51:43 UTC  

>be me
>fart really stinky
>immediately a blonde girl walks up
>"h-hello there are you busy?"
>my eyes go wide, horrified a cute girl is smelling my fart
>"do you think you could vote for me on an online poll? I want to win a contest."
>"okay thanks bye"


2017-04-16 18:53:12 UTC  

>tfw no gf

2017-04-16 18:53:34 UTC  


2017-04-16 18:56:30 UTC  

>in gym
>waiting in line
>look on ground
>water bottle
>look closer
>entire thing is a rainbow flag
>look closer
>there's hebrew writing all over it
>immediately smile and kneel down to look at it closer
>incredibly swarthy jew walks up to me looking confused
>"that's mine."
>"haha, are you jewish?"
>"there's no gay marriage in israel"
>"I know"
>"there's no interracial marriage in israel, either"
>"There's a lot of progress to be made"

>smile in his face
>laugh in his face
>"I could tell you were jewish"
>a power rack opens up, he walks to it

2017-04-16 18:57:13 UTC  

glass california

2017-04-16 18:57:18 UTC  

don't wait for me, there's no time

2017-04-16 18:59:25 UTC  
2017-04-16 19:00:48 UTC  

>Implying this happened

2017-04-16 19:01:14 UTC  

why would i lie about something this important

2017-04-16 19:01:27 UTC  

@wyatt what

2017-04-16 19:01:31 UTC  


2017-04-16 19:01:41 UTC  

that's the funniest greentext I've read in months

2017-04-16 19:02:10 UTC  

@KayakFreefall what happaned to Pena?

2017-04-16 19:03:18 UTC  

listening to brazilians talk about race is like listening to asians talk about making bbq

2017-04-16 19:04:16 UTC  


2017-04-16 19:05:19 UTC  


2017-04-16 19:07:15 UTC

2017-04-16 19:07:17 UTC  

the results are in

2017-04-16 19:07:30 UTC  

🇵🇱 ➡ <:pushupscarl:292619191050043392>

2017-04-16 19:07:45 UTC  

the pity vote was me

2017-04-16 19:08:52 UTC  


2017-04-16 19:09:22 UTC  
2017-04-16 19:09:25 UTC  

who's that message from hmmmmmmmmm

2017-04-16 19:09:25 UTC  


2017-04-16 19:09:25 UTC  

inb4 mushroom monarch doxxes me because he now knows that the man that accosted him in the gym is actually me

2017-04-16 19:09:41 UTC  

@wyatt cernovich is such a fucking faggot

2017-04-16 19:10:26 UTC  

nanners I read it

2017-04-16 19:10:40 UTC  

WHO HERE /doingbusywork/ ???

WHO HERE /feelslikeafreshmanagain/ ???

2017-04-16 19:11:06 UTC  

the gorilla screeches out "assault" as he strikes you

2017-04-16 19:11:50 UTC  

>phd in activating his macaque worldview
>someone says something mean to him
>autistically screeches that he's been assaulted

he should have just engaged his bonobo brainspace

2017-04-16 19:12:04 UTC  

his orangutan outlook would have solved the matter

2017-04-16 19:12:42 UTC  

he neglected to initiate his chimpanzee heuristic

2017-04-16 19:13:28 UTC  

if he'd only inhaled and exhaled loudly while keeping his eyes wide open

2017-04-16 19:13:32 UTC  

the problem would have solved itself

2017-04-16 19:13:51 UTC  

🅱uy 🅱y 🅱ook

2017-04-16 19:14:22 UTC