Message from Horatio Cary in Vibrant Diversity #general
thats how it is with women
how long until she joins white sharia kek
and they shut down any right leaning fundraisers on gofundme
>fart really stinky
>immediately a blonde girl walks up
>"h-hello there are you busy?"
>my eyes go wide, horrified a cute girl is smelling my fart
>"do you think you could vote for me on an online poll? I want to win a contest."
>"okay thanks bye"
>tfw no gf
>waiting in line
>look on ground
>entire thing is a rainbow flag
>there's hebrew writing all over it
>immediately smile and kneel down to look at it closer
>incredibly swarthy jew walks up to me looking confused
>"haha, are you jewish?"
>"there's no gay marriage in israel"
>"there's no interracial marriage in israel, either"
>"There's a lot of progress to be made"
>smile in his face
>laugh in his face
>"I could tell you were jewish"
>a power rack opens up, he walks to it
don't wait for me, there's no time
>Implying this happened
why would i lie about something this important
that's the funniest greentext I've read in months
listening to brazilians talk about race is like listening to asians talk about making bbq
the results are in
🇵🇱 ➡ <:pushupscarl:292619191050043392>
the pity vote was me
who's that message from hmmmmmmmmm
inb4 mushroom monarch doxxes me because he now knows that the man that accosted him in the gym is actually me
nanners I read it
WHO HERE /doingbusywork/ ???
WHO HERE /feelslikeafreshmanagain/ ???
the gorilla screeches out "assault" as he strikes you
>phd in activating his macaque worldview
>someone says something mean to him
>autistically screeches that he's been assaulted
he should have just engaged his bonobo brainspace
his orangutan outlook would have solved the matter
he neglected to initiate his chimpanzee heuristic
if he'd only inhaled and exhaled loudly while keeping his eyes wide open
the problem would have solved itself
🅱uy 🅱y 🅱ook