Message from @Convo

Discord ID: 303250220479938562


2017-04-16 19:11:50 UTC  

>phd in activating his macaque worldview
>someone says something mean to him
>autistically screeches that he's been assaulted

he should have just engaged his bonobo brainspace

2017-04-16 19:12:04 UTC  

his orangutan outlook would have solved the matter

2017-04-16 19:12:42 UTC  

he neglected to initiate his chimpanzee heuristic

2017-04-16 19:13:28 UTC  

if he'd only inhaled and exhaled loudly while keeping his eyes wide open

2017-04-16 19:13:32 UTC  

the problem would have solved itself

2017-04-16 19:13:51 UTC  

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2017-04-16 19:14:22 UTC  

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2017-04-16 19:14:36 UTC  

his eyes are so close together

2017-04-16 19:21:41 UTC  

Folha de S.Paulo - Internacional - En - Brazil - In Informal Referendum, 95% Vote for the Separation of the South Region from the Rest of Brazil - 05/10/2016
http://www1.folha.uol.com.br/internacional/en/brazil/2016/10/1820048-in-informal-referendum-95-vote-for-the-separation-of-the-south-region-from-the-rest-of-brazil.shtml

Convolution I would never dox a fellow nonwhite shabbat shalom

But I do have to come out guys it's time

To reveal who I really am

2017-04-16 19:27:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/303249954082914304/mushroom_monarch.png

My name is Shinji Rodriguez Goldstein

I joined the Iron Cross at age 6

And infiltrated countless Nazi organizations

2017-04-16 19:27:46 UTC  

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Never were they the wiser of who I was

Until it was too late

2017-04-16 19:27:55 UTC  

πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³ πŸ”« πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±πŸ‘Œ

2017-04-16 19:28:06 UTC  

πŸ’€ πŸ”« πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±πŸ‘Œ

2017-04-16 19:28:25 UTC  

so has my dick

Prepare to be culturally enriced

Tbh that whole setup was a lot funnier in my head

2017-04-16 19:31:33 UTC  

kon has weird faces

2017-04-16 19:31:36 UTC  

they have no mouths or noses

2017-04-16 19:31:39 UTC  

they're like aliens

Literally 90% of kyoani animes

It's their "aesthetic"

2017-04-16 19:32:54 UTC  

it's strange because chongs have tiny eyes and big noses/mouths

2017-04-16 19:33:00 UTC  

they really want to be white

2017-04-16 19:33:03 UTC  

it's very sad for them

2017-04-16 19:33:13 UTC  

it's also weird that they're fine with the race they want to be going extinct

2017-04-16 19:33:42 UTC  

@Bero πŸ…±erryπŸ…±icker

They need to compensate

2017-04-16 19:34:10 UTC  

πŸ…±erryπŸ…±icker πŸ…±icks πŸ…±trawπŸ…±erries

2017-04-16 19:34:26 UTC  

πŸ…±re πŸ…±omatoes πŸ…±erries?