Message from @Ilya Muromets

Discord ID: 303332563663978497


2017-04-17 00:53:00 UTC  

just say yama or some shit

2017-04-17 00:53:03 UTC  

DOCTOR y...mm.....k........ IS TERRIBLE

2017-04-17 00:53:33 UTC  

Just be racist dude

2017-04-17 00:53:40 UTC  

nah I'll get expelled

2017-04-17 00:53:48 UTC  

not calling him racist for assuming you weren't asian

2017-04-17 00:53:48 UTC  

I can be racist where I'm going tho

2017-04-17 00:53:49 UTC  

yay

2017-04-17 00:54:09 UTC  

hell?

2017-04-17 00:54:12 UTC  

Where are you going? Hell after you blow your brains out

2017-04-17 00:54:12 UTC  

texas is cucky too

2017-04-17 00:54:17 UTC  

>tfw sad
>tfw lonely
>tfw unironically considered reaching out to Youcis offering her a safehouse in my new house i'm gunna buy

2017-04-17 00:54:18 UTC  

fuuuckj

2017-04-17 00:54:19 UTC  

just kill me

2017-04-17 00:54:29 UTC  

im unironically considering it

2017-04-17 00:54:35 UTC  

Convo how are you so broken dude

2017-04-17 00:54:43 UTC  

Im fat and ugly as sin and I was married

2017-04-17 00:54:44 UTC  

i was born with a negative 9 inch penis

2017-04-17 00:54:45 UTC  

oh what now

2017-04-17 00:54:53 UTC  

>mfw convo could absolutely rek me but he's too broken

2017-04-17 00:55:09 UTC  

i have to trim mine every day convo

2017-04-17 00:55:18 UTC  

its like the hedges on the side of my house

2017-04-17 00:55:27 UTC  

@northern_confederate I could still wreck you but I'd just feel bad about it and then I'd probably only hurt you more because my salty tears would burn the wounds

2017-04-17 00:55:28 UTC  

alas

2017-04-17 00:55:50 UTC  

Convo I doubt your effective at fighting

2017-04-17 00:55:56 UTC  

You second guess yourself way to much

2017-04-17 00:56:00 UTC  

lel

2017-04-17 00:56:02 UTC  

And you project zero confidence

2017-04-17 00:56:09 UTC  

I'm not but I was accosted once and was shocked that muscles are like armor

I can't be hurt easily

2017-04-17 00:56:10 UTC  

it was weird

2017-04-17 00:56:21 UTC  

battle is fun

2017-04-17 00:56:28 UTC  

Convo a hit to the temple is a hit to the temple

2017-04-17 00:56:34 UTC  

especially when the other person starts getting really scared

2017-04-17 00:56:37 UTC  

@queenarchitect if you have a goat pls sacrifice it so it stops raining

2017-04-17 00:56:39 UTC  

Clapping my hands over your ears effects everyone

2017-04-17 00:56:39 UTC  

I have outside stuff to do

2017-04-17 00:56:54 UTC  

Like dude, just because you have a 6 pack doesn't make you invincible

2017-04-17 00:56:59 UTC  

what the fuck

2017-04-17 00:57:08 UTC  

Look at houdini

2017-04-17 00:57:09 UTC  

Fucking torque, man
I didnt say I was invincible

2017-04-17 00:57:11 UTC  

Poor guy

2017-04-17 00:57:27 UTC  

I was shocked my muscles are like armor.....