if thats true

my gf almost caught me looking for dildoes

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You almost had the big gae

Almost

@Roy will you be ok if i order a dildo?

@grapes I would be mildly disturbed as to what activities you

would be doing with it

If I have 3 dildos and give one to my friend who's a girl..

Don't

I would be giving her D

Don't say it

God damn he said it

Therefore I'm a Chad with 2 dildos

And am not gay

@Roy well it would be used on my ass

and who tf would acctpt a gift like that you ching chongity mf @Corinthian

Oof I don't know

@grapes That would be a little more disturbing yes, but better that than your electric toothbrush 🤷

Maybe she's blind and I tell her it's a prob

oh no

she knows

how did you know

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she knows to much

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she is my fire alarm

Good point tho

how did she know about my electronic tooth brush

Well, if i'm being honest, it's the only way you could get around the parentell and not get caought, if they ask we all know you say
"Just workin on them teeth momma."

It was the only logical answer

oh god

my anus teeth

just seen a man inserting his head into

into whar

dont leave me hanging

a vagege

Some person's asshole I assume

god damn

Wrong again