Message from @Miki
Discord ID: 642019491127230477
>pasta derek
Cool Dude™
>undo
Fuck
>pasta situation
Okay. I will try to woo her. And I will try to put her in a romantic situation that results in me putting my tongue in her sweet mouth and my hands under her shirt.
>pasta autism
>pasta virgin
Do you know how fucking hard it is? Do ANY of you know how fucking hard it is? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS without even kissing another human being? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS with not even an OUNCE of intimacy in your life? No....of course you don't! You're all Chads and Staceys. You guys just fuck any slut you want. And you girls just fuck the top 20% of men. And don't fucking deny it, it's scientifically PROVEN! Girls rate 80% of men on OkCupid as BELOW AVERAGE. Guys like me, average looking guys, guys who are a little on the short side, we don't even FUCKING EXIST to you! We're the guys who run your fucking errands for you, help you move your shit, who treat you with nothing but respect and what do we get in return? FUCKING NOTHING! Not a hug, not a peck, NOTHING! And then you have the FUCKING audacity to turn "nice guys" into some FEMINIST buzzword and accuse us of being CREEPS! News flash: you only think we're creepy because we aren't ATTRACTIVE! If Chad does the same shit, you can't even wait to take off your soiled panties for him! Well, fuck you! My names is Danny Fuckin' Struthers, and I'm a fucking virgin! Don't like it? Bite me!
who said that
Keke jesus fuck
I literally know like 5 girls with actual under average guys
>pasta clitz
>pasta clitzkrieg
Shit, I thought there was one
>pasta Mr. 2
Okay good
>pasta cat
?
Good sign
>pasta pasty
Pasty pasta.
>pasta paste
No, it's pasta. Pastaaaaaa. With bolognese sauce and chesse.
What the fuck
>pasta niggers
>pasta amerikek
Malicious
Ok I'll stop
Sounds like something delicious
But evil
i wonder if i have a pasta