Message from @Miki

Discord ID: 642018372413816843


2019-11-07 14:34:48 UTC  

<:GWcorbinHolyFuck:384871347756728321>

2019-11-07 14:40:37 UTC  

The fact that the guitar transition actually played in my head

2019-11-07 14:40:41 UTC  

It's fucking me up

2019-11-07 14:40:54 UTC  

How do I remember it

2019-11-07 14:41:08 UTC  

I don't even remember what I ate for dinner yesterday

2019-11-07 14:47:10 UTC  

because it's iconic

2019-11-07 14:47:14 UTC  

everyone knows it

2019-11-07 14:51:34 UTC  

Dadadan dadadan

2019-11-07 14:56:06 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/642014421442494464/south-park-stan-kyle-cartman-and-kenny-at-bus-stop-uhd-4k-wallpaper.jpg

2019-11-07 15:04:50 UTC  

.magic

2019-11-07 15:04:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/642016628162428950/magik.png

2019-11-07 15:06:27 UTC  
2019-11-07 15:06:28 UTC  

I saw

2019-11-07 15:06:59 UTC  

lol why was i pinged

2019-11-07 15:07:08 UTC  

My favorite south park song

2019-11-07 15:07:38 UTC  

PROTECT MY VOWS

2019-11-07 15:10:25 UTC  

Gonna admit I didn't expect tism cat to go full shitpost. Especially after we lost good samaritan derek

2019-11-07 15:11:09 UTC  

LWETS FWIGHTING WOOOVVVE

kek your welcome @Mr. 2

2019-11-07 15:11:48 UTC  

>pasta derek

2019-11-07 15:11:48 UTC  

Cool Dudeā„¢

2019-11-07 15:11:54 UTC  

>undo

2019-11-07 15:11:57 UTC  

Fuck

2019-11-07 15:12:05 UTC  

>pasta situation

2019-11-07 15:12:05 UTC  

Okay. I will try to woo her. And I will try to put her in a romantic situation that results in me putting my tongue in her sweet mouth and my hands under her shirt.

2019-11-07 15:12:30 UTC  

>pasta autism

2019-11-07 15:13:02 UTC  

>pasta virgin

2019-11-07 15:13:02 UTC  

Do you know how fucking hard it is? Do ANY of you know how fucking hard it is? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS without even kissing another human being? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS with not even an OUNCE of intimacy in your life? No....of course you don't! You're all Chads and Staceys. You guys just fuck any slut you want. And you girls just fuck the top 20% of men. And don't fucking deny it, it's scientifically PROVEN! Girls rate 80% of men on OkCupid as BELOW AVERAGE. Guys like me, average looking guys, guys who are a little on the short side, we don't even FUCKING EXIST to you! We're the guys who run your fucking errands for you, help you move your shit, who treat you with nothing but respect and what do we get in return? FUCKING NOTHING! Not a hug, not a peck, NOTHING! And then you have the FUCKING audacity to turn "nice guys" into some FEMINIST buzzword and accuse us of being CREEPS! News flash: you only think we're creepy because we aren't ATTRACTIVE! If Chad does the same shit, you can't even wait to take off your soiled panties for him! Well, fuck you! My names is Danny Fuckin' Struthers, and I'm a fucking virgin! Don't like it? Bite me!

2019-11-07 15:13:47 UTC  

who said that

2019-11-07 15:13:47 UTC  

Keke jesus fuck

2019-11-07 15:15:20 UTC  

I literally know like 5 girls with actual under average guys

2019-11-07 15:15:56 UTC  

>pasta clitz

2019-11-07 15:15:56 UTC  

2019-11-07 15:16:02 UTC  

>pasta clitzkrieg

2019-11-07 15:16:03 UTC  

2019-11-07 15:16:10 UTC  

Shit, I thought there was one

2019-11-07 15:16:14 UTC  

>pasta Mr. 2

2019-11-07 15:16:14 UTC  

2019-11-07 15:16:19 UTC  

Okay good

2019-11-07 15:16:22 UTC  

>pasta cat