he spent money on a sports car instead of child support

Sounds like he needs a visit from us

Aye

owes my mum 60k

Sadmin

my brother got his sport scholarship at at uni doing rugger so he's jacked

Do we mobilize agent i?

anyway CAWFEE I NEEEED

How about tea

Tea is just worse coffee change my mind

Sadmin I will murder you in your sleep

You can try fgt I'll canoe you too

spent too long chucking it out of a boat or something

tea is a nice drink

tho if you need that juice™

coffee is where it at

Alright lads, Operation BritBong is in effect

We go across the pond and find froots dad, then we dab on him with violence

Fish and chips afterwards and we'll be home by christmas

And we dab on the fruit

Sound good?

Once we track him we deploy agent I as an initial contact unit then we deploy the Florida snatch and extraction team for asset recovery

Once we have acquired the packed we extradite to the countryside and proceed with interrogation and transferring all of his assets to the client

Transfer to the MD team, we have a network of safe houses for storage and interrogation

Nah we keep him on ice in international waters

Tru tru

I'll call my cali houseboat friends

Florida is just in charge of snatch and grab we make the handoff for interrogation

We will remain in country for a few days after to scrub the site and cover tracks

Froot we'll need you on site as the ops handler

Nah we keep fruit hands off

Plausible deniability

We contract some natives to create a distraction on the other side of town then do the grab. We get positive ID then extraction team is in the wind while the rest of us scrub the site and our presence

What's our infil/exfil?

aw I wanna go to Colossalcon so bad

We infil in groups of 2 over the course of 2 weeks, sporadic entry at random times and fights, post op extraction leaves on the same flight and scrubbers leave going deeper into Europe then home

Home in time for christmas

Total op time should take less than a month depending on how fast we find the target and map out his routines

holy shit someone make froot do the gween tea thing

froot

Say gween tea