but I hate commies... that would hurt my pride and my conscience so much

What the fuck

why is this even news article worthy

you really must have nothing to report

omg

The day people stop caring about clean-shaven is the day they start growing *sexy* beards

look at Tom Selleck. Jeff Dean Morgan. Jason Statham. Dick Maricinko

I finally grew my first mustache since the military and office/fed jobs

It's a big cop bushy Caterpillar mustache and I love it

This man is right ^^

Just be in the navy and they let you grow facial hair to an extent^)

Yeah, the hitler stache

USMC you can grow a deployment stache but, not much more.

Same as the USN

I got a trimmed beard going

Just keep it not neckbeard and not too long and it's fine

Yeah, you're RN

Not USN

https://twitter.com/aalanasir/status/1071689527943720960

Here’s the original

I hate boomers so much

Not quite sure how boomers and that pic relate to each Other?

It's the Q anon shit

No clue.

tldr it's some gay /pol/ larp that's been picked up by boomers

Anything Q has been right about? Lol I don’t follow magapede memes

Why is this a thing. Also anyone else gonna be a Paladin to fight them?

Because FUG DRUMPF :DDDDDDDDDD

Hold my beer

Right wing paladin squads when?

Not soon enough

Would witches and the like be considered enemies of the kube?

yes