All spartans are sterile

No

I can't find anything on halopedia so maybe it was from one of the books, but come on dude, you cant take mad hormone drugs as a prepubescent kid and come out with a working system

Best case scenario its like those roided out cattle that can only give birth via c section

Possibly. But there hasn’t really been a recorded case of two Spartans having a kid so unless 343 makes a book about that then it’s just a what if

I mean

The ceramic carbide and ultratough muscles ensure that they might have to have another mother carry the child and birth via caesarean

The birth canal would still be big enough to pop out a fetus. Hopefully the muscles wouldn’t end up crushing it

WHAT

Yeah but the hips won’t have enough give

And the muscles won’t have enough give to allow the stomach to swell in pregnancy

I had to look back at what channel I was in.

wtf are you idiots jabbering about.

Would a spartan be able to have a kid and if so would the kid have the same genetic modifications and would it survive being birthed

It’s like you don’t even read faggot

I mean that technically isn’t fit

Yes it is. Which breeding couple will produce offspring fit for their environment. Hell, which couple is fit for breeding

Not you

😠

And the lord said unto him "go forth and preach the swoly gospel to the crossfitters"

Anyone here a college boy? I go to the gym every other day and I'm not seeing jack shit for gains. Think its because i cant eat enough calories to bulk up.

Peanut butter and oats

eat raw or rare meat

let the parasites eat the fat

Also refer to the sticky

Week 3(?) of DepressiGains: I can see muscle definition back in my arms and chest again, my limbs don't ache from workouts anymore

I still kinda wanna off myself but when i see that my ex has a double chin now and I'm still turning sadness to lifts I don't feel as bad

Good job on that man

Nice

Do any of you have fitness inspirations, like have you looked at a real or fictional person and gone ‘yeah I want to be that shredded’

Because the idea of being as tuned as Doomguy one day keeps me going

As long as I can keep myself fit and a bit toned, not looking to be some demi-god of gains here. I'm happy

I just want to be fit

this is fair

The "Father Son Kamehameha Dubstep Remix" makes me work harder in le' gym.

aztec dubstep

@Sadmin

tfw no foreskin

Yo, what's the cheapest way of bulking up?