Message from @Ilya Muromets

Discord ID: 305937459584434190


2017-04-24 05:16:00 UTC  

I want to get me a doggo like that or a weimeraner

2017-04-24 05:16:05 UTC  

one of the two

2017-04-24 05:16:14 UTC  

Weinmeiners comes from Germany according to Volkswagen

2017-04-24 05:16:19 UTC  

I bought a Jetta based on that commercial

2017-04-24 05:16:37 UTC  

Also a Nissan truck because of the old Japanese guy that designed the Z car that declared "DOGS LOVE TRUCKS" so I had to get a Nissan truck.

2017-04-24 05:16:39 UTC  

I HAD TO

2017-04-24 05:17:36 UTC  

"This is Sasha and she's going to be thinking about meat." - My Son, 2017

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2017-04-24 05:18:05 UTC  

"Since you've been so well at providing me free rent, food, medical care, and cleaning up my waste, I've decided to let you give me a back massage goyi- I mean master!"

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2017-04-24 05:18:34 UTC  

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2017-04-24 05:18:48 UTC  

GAS THE DOGS BREED WAR NAOW

2017-04-24 05:18:49 UTC  

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2017-04-24 05:19:57 UTC  

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2017-04-24 05:20:54 UTC  

OK what the fuck was going on in early 2016 where this was considered thoughtful tweeting?

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2017-04-24 05:21:41 UTC  

hey @Caerulus_Rex whats good

2017-04-24 05:22:37 UTC  

ya son

2017-04-24 05:24:11 UTC  
2017-04-24 05:24:13 UTC  

Or GTFO

2017-04-24 05:25:18 UTC  

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2017-04-24 05:25:24 UTC  

you bored and wanna talk optics?

2017-04-24 05:25:38 UTC  

yeah

2017-04-24 05:26:14 UTC  

ive been too cheap to buy any super expensive stuff since i had to sell all my shit and rebuild my arsenal

2017-04-24 05:26:28 UTC  

and have been looking at red dot magnifiers

2017-04-24 05:26:31 UTC  

jump in gun posting

2017-04-24 05:26:47 UTC  

ok let me get my headset and take a piss one sec

2017-04-24 05:31:52 UTC  

test

2017-04-24 05:59:19 UTC  

Sheeit.

2017-04-24 05:59:26 UTC  

6:04:20.

2017-04-24 05:59:42 UTC  
2017-04-24 05:59:47 UTC  

That's when my attempt to convert a Turner Diaries audiobook clip to mp3 stopped.

2017-04-24 06:00:07 UTC  

@Hand Banana drop game on the last fatherland is on point

2017-04-24 06:15:47 UTC  

fekkin' a bubba one fekkin' bugga

2017-04-24 06:19:20 UTC  

huh

2017-04-24 06:22:41 UTC  

Dog posting must resume

2017-04-24 06:23:09 UTC  

thanks for the translation

2017-04-24 06:23:22 UTC  

Wow. Early Ken meme. Such primative. Many ineffectuals.

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2017-04-24 06:24:48 UTC  
2017-04-24 06:25:50 UTC  
2017-04-24 06:25:56 UTC  

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