Message from @Lester Cordell

Discord ID: 306241524004552705


2017-04-25 01:23:02 UTC  

quality girls, too :/

2017-04-25 01:23:05 UTC  

but they all disappear

2017-04-25 01:23:26 UTC  

yeah fam that's how it works

2017-04-25 01:24:37 UTC  

Aka just Fuck my shit up

2017-04-25 01:26:24 UTC  

yeppp

2017-04-25 01:26:40 UTC  

p sure its just the womanly instict to fuck everything up

2017-04-25 01:29:15 UTC  

I'm beyond pretty sure

2017-04-25 01:29:26 UTC  

I'm 100% sure it's that for 80%+ of women

2017-04-25 01:29:38 UTC  

Especially in my generation, they're absolutely awful

2017-04-25 01:30:08 UTC  

Get a friend to come to your work and pose as your boyfriend.

2017-04-25 01:31:03 UTC  

Fucking her or rejecting her are both bad options.

2017-04-25 01:31:40 UTC  

But if a dude minces around a bit, hugs you and squeezes your butt in front of some of the girls: they'll tell everyone you're a fag and she'll be embarassed.

2017-04-25 01:32:51 UTC  

And in 2017 it doesn't matter if you bring a girl to work and squeeze her butt in front of everyone a week later. That's just how you roll when you're polybinary, or whatever.

2017-04-25 01:33:37 UTC  

I'm a fucking dude

2017-04-25 01:33:42 UTC  

I'm not doing that

2017-04-25 01:33:47 UTC  

(1) it's lying

2017-04-25 01:33:51 UTC  

(2) it's filthy

2017-04-25 01:33:59 UTC  

(3) it's retarded

2017-04-25 01:34:01 UTC  

It's not lying. It's playing pranks with your friends and letting them assume.

2017-04-25 01:34:29 UTC  

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2017-04-25 01:35:41 UTC  
2017-04-25 01:36:20 UTC  

Christ, how old is this?

2017-04-25 01:36:51 UTC  

Too old.

2017-04-25 01:36:56 UTC  

Timeline ends at 2001.

2017-04-25 01:37:01 UTC  

Wew.

2017-04-25 01:37:08 UTC  

The year Mummy Returns came out.

2017-04-25 01:39:46 UTC  

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2017-04-25 02:03:14 UTC  

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2017-04-25 02:05:02 UTC  

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2017-04-25 02:08:30 UTC  

Sweet

2017-04-25 02:08:45 UTC  

I like the top one

2017-04-25 02:13:30 UTC  

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2017-04-25 02:13:54 UTC  

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2017-04-25 02:14:26 UTC  

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2017-04-25 02:14:38 UTC  

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2017-04-25 02:15:03 UTC  

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2017-04-25 02:15:14 UTC  

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