Message from @Vanguard

Discord ID: 307365753047482374


2017-04-28 03:59:02 UTC  

>this guy is so high speed he doesn't need a hemet

2017-04-28 03:59:08 UTC  

my hair doe

2017-04-28 03:59:13 UTC  

we have a hair pecking order in my unit

2017-04-28 03:59:16 UTC  

Iktf

2017-04-28 03:59:26 UTC  

but JRTC had to wear the bitch 24/7

2017-04-28 03:59:38 UTC  

still had the absurdly nice undercut and side part

2017-04-28 03:59:42 UTC  

I only want my helmets painted with postmodern cubism

2017-04-28 03:59:45 UTC  

I got away with a p fash cut for awhile totally out of regs

2017-04-28 03:59:58 UTC  

But I had to trim it recently for AA

2017-04-28 04:00:01 UTC  

<:tendies:283520856263753728>

2017-04-28 04:00:04 UTC  

nigger, you dont carry a comb and a mirror in your cargo pocket organizer? What kind of rookie fuck party are you running

2017-04-28 04:00:17 UTC  

lol my hair is always out of regs haha it was SUPER out of regs on drill, found out I was being promoted and commander was like yeah go get a trim fast, former BC is coming to pin you

2017-04-28 04:00:31 UTC  

Comb is in right sleeve pocket as inspectible item

2017-04-28 04:00:32 UTC  

victory lap pics

2017-04-28 04:00:49 UTC  

company SOP

2017-04-28 04:00:51 UTC  

>inspectable comb

2017-04-28 04:01:02 UTC  

You carry a bic razor too?

2017-04-28 04:01:04 UTC  

We got called the lost SS BN at JRTC for good reason

2017-04-28 04:01:43 UTC  

@Markus Anthony want my pics from today?

2017-04-28 04:01:46 UTC  

I use a safety razor to shave tbh

2017-04-28 04:01:52 UTC  

field I do electric doe

2017-04-28 04:02:02 UTC  

@YUGE are you an admin to the page?

2017-04-28 04:02:05 UTC  

I use a straight razor for extra IMPLICIT

2017-04-28 04:02:08 UTC  

no I don't have FB

2017-04-28 04:02:11 UTC  

I grow facial hair at absurd rate so I have shadow like 2 hours later

2017-04-28 04:02:11 UTC  

Also, I dont need them , but Eli and Johnny might

2017-04-28 04:02:15 UTC  

but I have links to some .zips if you want them

2017-04-28 04:02:19 UTC  

Iktf

2017-04-28 04:02:23 UTC  

Unless there is somethign worth posting on FB

2017-04-28 04:02:28 UTC  

yea they're nice

2017-04-28 04:02:32 UTC  

I wasnt even a fascist yet but when I was in afghanistan I would get the most barely AR 670-1 compliant version of the Spencer I could explain to a dumb Kygeri chick every time we took our principle to this big FOB up the road.

2017-04-28 04:02:32 UTC  

scroll up

2017-04-28 04:02:34 UTC  

a ways

2017-04-28 04:02:38 UTC  

I had a ultra high speed captain once that legit used straight razor in field

2017-04-28 04:02:50 UTC  

hang the strap off the humvee mirror

2017-04-28 04:02:57 UTC  

That's badass

2017-04-28 04:03:10 UTC  

tabbed, badged out, was like almost done with Q but was engaged to a THOT and she demanded he leave the course or he would

2017-04-28 04:03:13 UTC  

she*

2017-04-28 04:03:15 UTC  

In bringing my shit now

2017-04-28 04:03:22 UTC  

so he left, she had a side dick