Message from @Vanguard

Discord ID: 308755859133956096


2017-05-02 00:02:07 UTC  

god damn it I hate spitting in a still full water bottle I wanted to drink

2017-05-02 00:02:11 UTC  

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2017-05-02 00:02:13 UTC  

RUSTLED

2017-05-02 00:02:33 UTC  

>falling for the dipjew

2017-05-02 00:03:23 UTC  

only DIPS fall for that

2017-05-02 00:03:29 UTC  

:3

2017-05-02 00:03:35 UTC  

Witty Wiccan

2017-05-02 00:03:50 UTC  

wtf did u just call me

2017-05-02 00:04:06 UTC  

A godless heathen

2017-05-02 00:04:17 UTC  

@Vanguard i used to drink ice tea in the glass bottles

2017-05-02 00:04:23 UTC  

wow thats great

2017-05-02 00:04:26 UTC  

And then use them to dip into

2017-05-02 00:04:26 UTC  

i'm going to assume being a wiccan is a meme and not investigate further for the sake of our efriendship

2017-05-02 00:04:35 UTC  

And my ex drank from it

2017-05-02 00:04:37 UTC  

it was the top comment on a video someone shared

2017-05-02 00:04:40 UTC  

i copy and pasted it

2017-05-02 00:04:41 UTC  

It was funny as fuck

2017-05-02 00:05:14 UTC  

why are all wiccan women obese

2017-05-02 00:05:23 UTC  

because they hate themselves

2017-05-02 00:05:24 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/308755822836580362/dwi3bf96pprx.png

2017-05-02 00:05:33 UTC  

All the wiccan women I have seen have been legit sows

2017-05-02 00:05:53 UTC  

dont you run around the woods fatty

2017-05-02 00:06:09 UTC  

h3h3

2017-05-02 00:06:28 UTC  

they might also be vegans who only eat carbs so are obese

2017-05-02 00:06:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/308756157827252224/250.png

2017-05-02 00:06:51 UTC  

> You sense that President Tanaka has strong feelings for you.

2017-05-02 00:07:31 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/308756355840344064/Caerulus_with_Spencer_16_to_9.jpg

2017-05-02 00:07:41 UTC  

no one cared who I was until I became this pepe meme

2017-05-02 00:07:50 UTC  

i cared

2017-05-02 00:07:54 UTC  

youre a nice guy

2017-05-02 00:08:03 UTC  

i liked your halo analogy

2017-05-02 00:08:30 UTC  

reminded me of the time i was abused as a child and then my abuser gave me halo

2017-05-02 00:08:33 UTC  

to keep my quiet

2017-05-02 00:08:41 UTC  

I wish I had meme faces for myself

2017-05-02 00:09:18 UTC  

@Caerulus_Rex who mad yo meme faces

2017-05-02 00:09:21 UTC  

they blackhole monster face works

2017-05-02 00:09:21 UTC  

made

2017-05-02 00:09:39 UTC  

BUT IT DISTORTS MY GOOD HAIR AND ARYAN FEATURES

2017-05-02 00:09:53 UTC  

sure

2017-05-02 00:10:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/308757095824490516/3d5bdf050764ece90d04d2e7eb7607cd_rage-face-script-meme-angry-face_1500-1108.png

2017-05-02 00:11:21 UTC  

anglo master race