Message from @Vanguard

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2017-05-03 01:55:01 UTC  

@here git up n dis voice chat son

2017-05-03 01:55:16 UTC  

Are they still mayonaise-posting?

2017-05-03 01:55:17 UTC  

DAILY REMINDER: THIS IS NOT A WORD

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2017-05-03 01:56:00 UTC  

Not with that attitude.

2017-05-03 01:59:33 UTC  

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2017-05-03 02:19:50 UTC  

who wants to see a pistol FAL

2017-05-03 02:20:00 UTC  

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2017-05-03 02:21:15 UTC  

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2017-05-03 02:22:29 UTC  

@Caerulus_Rex What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I have a graduated glass cylinder full of mayo on my desk right now, and I’ve tasted numerous secret flavors of AllMayo, and I have over 300 confirmed jars just this year. I am trained in ancient mayo spoon launching and I’m the top mayo flinger in the entire MayoNaisionalist movement. You are nothing to me but just another slice o' rye. I will wipe mayo the fuck all over you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before at this lunch counter, mark my fucking mason jar. You think you can get away with saying that ketchup to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of egg beaters across the land of MayoNasia and your spoon print is being traced right now so you better prepare for the sloppening, you peanut butter Rueben. The slop that wipes down the pathetic little thing you call your sandwich. You’re fucking bread, kid. I can apply buckets of mayo anywhere, anytime, and I can purchase artisanal mayos in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with bitcoin. Not only am I extensively trained in spooned mayo combat, but I have access to the entire catalog of Non USDA approved unpasteurized mayonnaises stored in cryostasis by the Mormons and I will use it to its full extent to wipe my mayo and drown your miserable sandwich off the face of the continent, you little mustard stain. If only you could have known what unholy lactribution your little “raw” comment was about to spoon down upon you, maybe you would have hid your fucking panini press. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re buying the mayo, you goddamn idiot. I will spoon launch a slurry all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking bread, Koolwhip!

2017-05-03 02:23:06 UTC  

Read it and weep suckers!

2017-05-03 02:25:35 UTC  

@Caerulus_Rex What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I have a graduated glass cylinder full of mayo on my desk right now, and I’ve tasted numerous secret flavors of AllMayo, and I have over 300 confirmed jars just this year. I am trained in ancient mayo spoon launching and I’m the top mayo flinger in the entire MayoNaisionalist movement. You are nothing to me but just another slice o' rye. I will wipe mayo the fuck all over you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before at this lunch counter, mark my fucking mason jar. You think you can get away with saying that ketchup to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of egg beaters across the land of MayoNasia and your spoon print is being traced right now so you better prepare for the sloppening, you peanut butter Rueben. The slop that wipes down the pathetic little thing you call your sandwich. You’re fucking bread, kid. I can apply buckets of mayo anywhere, anytime, and I can purchase artisanal mayos in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with bitcoin. Not only am I extensively trained in spooned mayo combat, but I have access to the entire catalog of Non USDA approved unpasteurized mayonnaises stored in cryostasis by the Mormons and I will use it to its full extent to wipe my mayo and drown your miserable sandwich off the face of the continent, you little mustard stain. If only you could have known what unholy lactribution your little “raw” comment was about to spoon down upon you, maybe you would have hid your fucking panini press. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re buying the mayo, you goddamn idiot. I will spoon launch a slurry all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking bread, Koolwhip!

2017-05-03 02:27:26 UTC  

Lol buddy has Operation Schildmaid to interview some of his fiancees attractive single friends for me

2017-05-03 02:27:27 UTC  

ayyy

2017-05-03 02:27:43 UTC  

<:zuckheil:283797212570451968>

2017-05-03 02:33:21 UTC  

i love you autistic mayo retards lol

2017-05-03 02:35:19 UTC  

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2017-05-03 02:35:51 UTC  

Here's me sperging...

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2017-05-03 02:38:44 UTC  

DONT MADE ME MAD LOL

2017-05-03 02:40:30 UTC  

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2017-05-03 02:47:31 UTC  

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2017-05-03 02:49:33 UTC  

<:thinkingface:294583432896315392>

2017-05-03 02:50:26 UTC  

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2017-05-03 02:51:49 UTC  

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2017-05-03 02:53:29 UTC  

i just looked up the star of remphan. Wonder why i never learned that in sunday school

2017-05-03 02:53:36 UTC  

Right?

2017-05-03 02:53:54 UTC  

holy shit

2017-05-03 02:53:55 UTC  

lol

2017-05-03 02:55:25 UTC  

This holds true, if using Pythogorean number theory. Which I believe was common in Biblical times.

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2017-05-03 02:56:30 UTC  

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2017-05-03 02:58:16 UTC  

Pythogorean Numbers etc pre date so... accurate

2017-05-03 03:01:14 UTC  

"Brown was a member of the New Black Panthers, a group he served as chairman of in the early 2000s. In 2004, he popped up on the Anti-Defamation League's radar when he proclaimed that his group was "ready to die in self-defense" during a protest at Dallas Police Department headquarters. The New Black Panthers, according the ADL, are an anti-semitic, racist hate group."

2017-05-03 03:01:19 UTC  

WTF I love the panthers now