Message from @Vanguard

Discord ID: 313183025573789697


2017-05-14 05:01:19 UTC  

i still give you props

2017-05-14 05:01:31 UTC  

if i could give a roman salute to the media, i'd feel pretty awesome

2017-05-14 05:01:38 UTC  

this was the buzzfeed live stream

2017-05-14 05:02:00 UTC  

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

2017-05-14 05:02:03 UTC  

We then chased her around playing shadilay and one dude got hentai in her stream. It was a fun night I was shit house drunk

2017-05-14 05:02:51 UTC  

A bit earlier in the video you can hear me yelling "Hey hot girl from buzzfeed, are you gonna give me your number or what?"

2017-05-14 05:04:14 UTC  

I picked on her all fucking night I made her interview me and then dragged her around the entire building just chewing gum and being a total dick. It was a fun night. Then that faggot hareem did a facebook live stream saying I worked for Soros. It was beautiful

2017-05-14 05:05:07 UTC  
2017-05-14 05:05:22 UTC  

dammit, i just came here to post that!

2017-05-14 05:05:34 UTC  

oh god

2017-05-14 05:05:58 UTC  

you were looking fashy as always, eli

2017-05-14 05:06:06 UTC  

props to you goys who could be there

2017-05-14 05:06:14 UTC  

@BrydenProctor you should be there

2017-05-14 05:06:35 UTC  

feel free to pass the hat around when you guys are going places like that. SOme of us can't go, and we'd like to do SOMETHING.

2017-05-14 05:06:38 UTC  

Nigga I wasn't just there n sheit. I was doin the thinking n sheit. This sheit is dope af fam

2017-05-14 05:06:48 UTC  

Yea I'll improve that shut.

2017-05-14 05:06:51 UTC  

Nigga I'm still trying to figure out how to get out of LA. I spent most of the day delivering food for $5 a pop

2017-05-14 05:06:52 UTC  

Im@srjnk though

2017-05-14 05:17:30 UTC  

https://patribotics.blog/2017/05/14/exclusive-sealed-indictment-granted-against-donald-trump/

2017-05-14 05:17:31 UTC  

lmao

2017-05-14 05:17:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/313183070104846338/18470997_10208653728732599_567690799_n.png

2017-05-14 05:18:30 UTC  

What pisses me off is these people are paid so fucking well

2017-05-14 05:19:14 UTC  

This dog deserves a pay raise vs what they put out

2017-05-14 05:25:32 UTC  

I love seeing animals work stuff out, like that.

2017-05-14 05:26:18 UTC  

One of our cats was sitting on a cabinet by a closed door and I walked up and turned the handle and opened the door. I noticed he was looking at my hand.

2017-05-14 05:26:41 UTC  

Pretty soon after he was climbing screen doors and turning the handle.

2017-05-14 05:27:54 UTC  

Does anyone know if there is a bluegrass cover of "Whateve" by Godsmack? Asking for a friend.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/313185636599463936/godsmsack.jpg

2017-05-14 05:31:13 UTC  

Slight improvement

2017-05-14 05:31:37 UTC  

Do you like banjo?

2017-05-14 05:31:42 UTC  

Very much so.

2017-05-14 05:31:51 UTC  

I used to play, I miss it

2017-05-14 05:32:17 UTC  

It's angry, and despite it's routes (yes the Africans figured out string and a gourd blow me) it's uniquely American in sound, scope and scale.

@Hand Banana you ever Sabaton cover Michael Jackson's Beat It?

2017-05-14 05:32:33 UTC  

I've always been more into the punk and psychedelic shit though a little metal so while I love bluegrass it's amazing what can be done with a banjo

2017-05-14 05:32:33 UTC  

But then I see stuff like this and I think.... maybe we were good with lutes and flutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTCiuTUaEvs

2017-05-14 05:32:46 UTC  

@Mushroom 🚗ドăƒȘフト🚓🚓🚓 No but I'm gonna look at it now that you bring it up

2017-05-14 05:32:59 UTC  

The most classic banjo in my opinion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTF-ZhJMie0

@Hand Banana Joakim literally brought out a guitar and played it 2 days ago here in LA