Because you can't own firearms

But you *can* own tendies

Aussie.

Brotherwars is how we lost the crusades

yeah so ill watch an old man shoot firearms while eating tendies because i cant shoot firearms while watching an old man eat tendies

Those tendies were for the boys

I'm keto

They were artistinal and sheeeittttt

I hand make them for my boys because I'm a good dad

You're raising your kids to be good autists I see

Can't get next gen PewDiePie if I don't train them in Adobe Premier

idk about that ken based on that youtube pic they look like storebought chicken nuggets

We need all the autists we can get for the cyber rahowa

Oh so @Campin' Carl is an expert at chicken nuggents

I bought a machine to make 'em. Best $170 I ever spent.

i make my own tendies out of chicken breast cause its cheaper than tenders

It's literally a slurry of garbage parts of the chicken I run through a crank, and add vitamins and such to ensure they get fed right

HOW CAN YOU HAVE TENDIES IF YOU DON'T FINISH YOUR POTATO CHIPS? IT'S A PUZZLE!

^ line from video

Someone had mentioned glitchop

I did

Glitchhop is epic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M5HcQ_52wc

OMG is best glitchop

Defines 2D supremacy

all you gotta do is get some chicken breast, slice it up into strips, water, flour + seasoning of your choice, water again, bread crumbs, then shallow fry the fuck out of them

dont need some $170 pile of trash to do that

Flour is degenerate

Not keto

GTFO with that shit

well its not for you now is it

NO MY BOYS ARE KETO. GONNA GET SWOLE

thats why theyre eating hipster tendies

Not my fault their genetics work against them

If I don't feed them meals that literally pack 900 calories per meal 5x a day they lose weight. not good for 7 year olds

Gotta get those good vitamins and minerals goy

Take the lofi pill https://soundcloud.com/bsdu/tkdwn-x-bsdu

Nigger I live in Portland Oregon the only place when a boy 14 years old can enjoy a Sam Adams (mayor)

oi ken you nigger did you get new vegas anti crash like i told you?

If I wanted to fuck someone like looked like a hairless boy I'd do it. I don't and loilis are weird

Yes @Campin' Carl that's why I can play for an hour between crashes instead of 4 min