That is a joke BTW.

"Boy, I'm beat..."
*/unlock door*
"... enough to run a marathon!"

Fuck, I should be in bed as it is, day off or not.

Gentlemen, a pleasure as always. @Wojak , great to see you here, mate, hope to catch you another time.

Sure.

@Five, Seven, and Two Good rest, sweet dreams.. etc etc..

Today was "I'm falling asleep on my feet"
>Get home
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I forgot if I ever got around to asking this, so if this is a repeat I apologize I missed the answer the first time.
@Wojak I remember you saying before that you had a large collection/catalogue of the studies you read. Is that available online somewhere or is it only on your hard drive?

Driving home then bed for me, dont fuck up.

Hard drive.

I can't exactly upload them.

I got them legit from all the fuckers I bilk who have subscriptions to Nature et al.

:V And nobody say otherwise.

look @ al that ass

sen tto you too

@Wojak I understand. We all understand the trouble of uploading our 40GB Homework folders.
On a serious note I do find the paywalls to be a serious problem when I am trying to find studies on a subject. They are REALLY expensive.

it's a shame perhaps they're objectified for physicality

it is what it is

Haven't found good ways to access some of these without popping down 40-100 dollars per study or per month. T_T;;

Very often authors upload their own papers on their own website, if they have one.

Usually googling a title will also list a PDF from a university portal, or even a public available full version elsewhere.

you drop dollars?? lol

If _everything_ fails there are other means. Either use a university or public library (which can get the study from the university on loan per request) or various pirate platforms.

I use all available legal means.

@Wojak That all is extremely useful information to know about. Thanks.

Also, when googling, use search flags and options properly.

"This in quotes" searches EXACTLY what is in quotes.

nah

you need t oput them n theur plkacve

filetype:X where X is the type (filetype:pdf) will only return that file type.

Look up google's search settings or flags or such.

Your first attempt should be an exact search of the title.

If you do not have the title, try the author and year with general keywords about the topic summarized.

Often newspapers and others will intentionally NOT cite the source directly.

The fuckers.

I say intentionally because I HAVE NOT YET SEEN A SINGLE JOURNALIST NOT LIE ABOUT THE CONTENTS OF A STUDY

That is true, but also why I don't ever read the news about research.

_EVER!_

_NOT ONCE EVER_

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If a journalist ever wants to interview me I have only one answer.