Message from Hand Banana in Vibrant Diversity #general


2017-05-19 09:02:17 UTC  

Oh so @Campin' Carl is an expert at chicken nuggents

2017-05-19 09:02:34 UTC  

I bought a machine to make 'em. Best $170 I ever spent.

2017-05-19 09:02:39 UTC  

i make my own tendies out of chicken breast cause its cheaper than tenders

2017-05-19 09:03:06 UTC  

It's literally a slurry of garbage parts of the chicken I run through a crank, and add vitamins and such to ensure they get fed right

2017-05-19 09:03:29 UTC  

HOW CAN YOU HAVE TENDIES IF YOU DON'T FINISH YOUR POTATO CHIPS? IT'S A PUZZLE!

2017-05-19 09:03:34 UTC  

^ line from video

2017-05-19 09:03:40 UTC  

Someone had mentioned glitchop

2017-05-19 09:03:45 UTC  

I did

2017-05-19 09:03:49 UTC  

Glitchhop is epic

2017-05-19 09:04:13 UTC  

OMG is best glitchop

2017-05-19 09:04:24 UTC  

Defines 2D supremacy

2017-05-19 09:04:41 UTC  

all you gotta do is get some chicken breast, slice it up into strips, water, flour + seasoning of your choice, water again, bread crumbs, then shallow fry the fuck out of them

2017-05-19 09:04:59 UTC  

dont need some $170 pile of trash to do that

2017-05-19 09:05:31 UTC  

Flour is degenerate

2017-05-19 09:05:34 UTC  

Not keto

2017-05-19 09:05:41 UTC  

GTFO with that shit

2017-05-19 09:05:43 UTC  

well its not for you now is it

2017-05-19 09:05:55 UTC  

NO MY BOYS ARE KETO. GONNA GET SWOLE

2017-05-19 09:06:14 UTC  

thats why theyre eating hipster tendies

2017-05-19 09:06:25 UTC  

Not my fault their genetics work against them

2017-05-19 09:06:49 UTC  

If I don't feed them meals that literally pack 900 calories per meal 5x a day they lose weight. not good for 7 year olds

2017-05-19 09:08:12 UTC  

Gotta get those good vitamins and minerals goy

2017-05-19 09:09:04 UTC  
2017-05-19 09:09:30 UTC  

Nigger I live in Portland Oregon the only place when a boy 14 years old can enjoy a Sam Adams (mayor)

2017-05-19 09:09:48 UTC  

oi ken you nigger did you get new vegas anti crash like i told you?

2017-05-19 09:09:48 UTC  

If I wanted to fuck someone like looked like a hairless boy I'd do it. I don't and loilis are weird

2017-05-19 09:10:06 UTC  

Yes @Campin' Carl that's why I can play for an hour between crashes instead of 4 min

2017-05-19 09:10:19 UTC  

Sounds like cancer

2017-05-19 09:10:24 UTC  

i once played fnv for 2 days straight

2017-05-19 09:10:54 UTC  

and your junkheap of a computer cant play it for an hour

2017-05-19 09:11:05 UTC  

Right.

2017-05-19 09:11:08 UTC  

You've seen the specs

2017-05-19 09:11:11 UTC  

maybe its because youre upsidedown

2017-05-19 09:11:18 UTC  

My graphics card costs more than 300 dingoes

2017-05-19 09:11:25 UTC  

Now that might be a facotr

2017-05-19 09:11:37 UTC  

300 dingoes or 300 dollaridoos

2017-05-19 09:12:51 UTC  

300 dollaridoos = 400,000,000 inflated island bucks so you tell me

2017-05-19 09:15:57 UTC  

This one earned me the rage of asshole christians on twitter lel

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2017-05-19 12:00:11 UTC  

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2017-05-19 12:07:07 UTC  

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