Message from @Dave

Discord ID: 315344620982763520


2017-05-20 04:24:12 UTC  

dafuq

2017-05-20 04:24:13 UTC  

@Roscoe stop sounding so much like ken

2017-05-20 04:24:15 UTC  

wat u evn doin m8

2017-05-20 04:24:19 UTC  

@Eli Mosley i have a good singing voice and you know my humor is fucked, i also know audio software well. i could start a new wave of funny songs to blast the interwebz with

2017-05-20 04:24:38 UTC  

I WAS IN A BAND FOR A WHILE BRO

2017-05-20 04:24:40 UTC  

lmao

2017-05-20 04:24:49 UTC  

I can sing on and off key on purpose with passion

2017-05-20 04:24:59 UTC  

yeah

2017-05-20 04:24:59 UTC  

I sing better off key tho

2017-05-20 04:25:08 UTC  

I placed in American Idol... (Seriously)

2017-05-20 04:25:11 UTC  

I play a mean recorder too

2017-05-20 04:25:36 UTC  

when i wasnt as evil i would go to karaoke places and sing the songs perfect pitch but then do just evil, improvved perfect verses untiltheyd drag me out of there

2017-05-20 04:25:56 UTC  

I love karaoke so much

2017-05-20 04:26:10 UTC  

shit i got like $10k of guitars, amps, PAs, recording equipment and Midi interfaces

2017-05-20 04:26:14 UTC  

non of the australian alt right ppl want to go to the fuckin karaoke bars w. me

2017-05-20 04:26:15 UTC  

yeah its great

2017-05-20 04:26:23 UTC  

those cunts

2017-05-20 04:26:26 UTC  

FUK THIS GAY EARTH

2017-05-20 04:26:44 UTC  

do it

2017-05-20 04:26:48 UTC  

find a muddy spot

2017-05-20 04:26:56 UTC  

nah bro

2017-05-20 04:27:01 UTC  

I'm a eunuch

2017-05-20 04:27:12 UTC  

fuck yeah, can i still become one?

2017-05-20 04:27:30 UTC  

if u want m8 ill get u some connections

2017-05-20 04:27:39 UTC  

i cant remember if they did that shit at a young age only or not

2017-05-20 04:27:50 UTC  

yeah pre adolescence

2017-05-20 04:28:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/315344910394064906/Afrique-Rhodesian.jpg

2017-05-20 04:28:21 UTC  

my husband wants an invite

2017-05-20 04:28:23 UTC  

castrati would then end up these weird gangly tall people

2017-05-20 04:28:58 UTC  

but nah I chopped off my penis for a bet last year

2017-05-20 04:29:05 UTC  

@Eli Mosley Sacco wants an invite

2017-05-20 04:29:35 UTC  
2017-05-20 04:29:42 UTC  
2017-05-20 04:30:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/315345392566796288/1276487060583.png

2017-05-20 04:30:14 UTC  

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT

2017-05-20 04:30:30 UTC  

NOW SHES A LITTLE BOY IN SPAIN

2017-05-20 04:30:34 UTC  

PLAYING PIANOS FILLED WITH FLAMES

2017-05-20 04:30:45 UTC  

OMG LADY HITLER

2017-05-20 04:30:53 UTC  

SO ADORBZ

2017-05-20 04:31:38 UTC  

u dunno wat gender hitler identifies at

2017-05-20 04:31:40 UTC  

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