Message from @Z-Man (soon to be Y A)

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2019-03-14 00:37:17 UTC  

yup aussies are so sunburnt that they count as colored people

2019-03-14 00:37:56 UTC  

why are they tanned so badly? dont they have roofs?

2019-03-14 00:38:58 UTC  

if you had spiders like them you wouldn't be inside either

2019-03-14 00:39:04 UTC  

I live in about the same latitude as Australia

2019-03-14 00:39:13 UTC  

but you have to look out for the drop bears too

2019-03-14 00:42:05 UTC  

you say that the dangerous fauna compels people to go outside?

2019-03-14 00:43:54 UTC  

If you make a house in Australia all the crocks go inside so they can get away from the spiders and drop bears

2019-03-14 00:45:01 UTC  

_ imagine cranky crocodile neighbor "damn humans get off my lawn!"_

2019-03-14 00:45:16 UTC  

>Build me a house for me an' me buck-tooth chink wifey
>Fuckin' croc cunts come in 'ere 'n' shag me woif

2019-03-14 00:45:23 UTC  

Croikey

2019-03-14 00:46:42 UTC  

it would be very funny trying to explain how one got a croc STD

2019-03-14 00:47:01 UTC  

One word: "worms"

2019-03-14 00:47:04 UTC  

Eugh

2019-03-14 00:48:16 UTC  

speaking of crocs and dusgusting things, look no further than Krokodil

2019-03-14 00:50:51 UTC  

>Look up "Krokodil"
>Half of search results are crocodiles, half of horrific injuries

2019-03-14 00:50:56 UTC  

Accurate

2019-03-14 00:52:00 UTC  

Look in dank memes

2019-03-14 00:52:18 UTC  

Krokodil is a drug that decays the body

2019-03-14 00:52:42 UTC  

Desomorphine

2019-03-14 00:53:08 UTC  

Now that is disgusting

2019-03-14 00:53:45 UTC  

there's a picture of a person with half of it's arm completely corroded, I could see the bones

2019-03-14 00:53:49 UTC  

Hello. What is going on?

2019-03-14 00:53:54 UTC  

Oh, that is what is going on.

2019-03-14 00:53:57 UTC  

I don't like that.

2019-03-14 00:54:48 UTC  

is amazing that a humble chemical can do just that in small doses

2019-03-14 00:55:05 UTC  

yeah i read about krokodil. its a cheap alternative to heroin, there was a russian epidemic of it a few years back

2019-03-14 00:55:45 UTC  

another drug to be very fearful of is Burundanga, under the effect one becomes highly suggestible to thye point of following any order

2019-03-14 00:56:09 UTC  

there have been cases of robberies, rapes and murder involving that drug

2019-03-14 00:57:30 UTC  

Where can u get that asking for a mate

2019-03-14 00:58:06 UTC  

Columbia

2019-03-14 00:58:16 UTC  

it grows naturally

2019-03-14 00:59:03 UTC  

Hmmm brb need to buy tickets

2019-03-14 00:59:08 UTC  

Hyoscyamus niger

2019-03-14 00:59:19 UTC  

the scientific name

2019-03-14 00:59:27 UTC  

also known as the crazy weed

2019-03-14 01:00:44 UTC  

oh it is a plant found in asia, europe and africa

2019-03-14 01:00:58 UTC  

is very small doses it has medicinal uses

2019-03-14 01:01:30 UTC  

Hyoscyamus niger, commonly known as henbane, black henbane or stinking nightshade, is a poisonous plant in the family Solanaceae.

2019-03-14 01:01:36 UTC  

If i ask my dealer for crazy weed will they know what im talking about?

2019-03-14 01:01:46 UTC  

probably not

2019-03-14 01:01:53 UTC  

weed is already whacky tobacky