Ah I see.

so tornados may happen

very rare, but they do happen

Well as long as my residence has air conditioning and heat I'm fine.

yes sir

that's not hard to get

Sounds like I would be able to get some fishing in.

I dont know if the state ran electricty company encourages the instalation of solar panels, I think it does

_nods_

and hunting

Oh you can own firearms?

yes

but hunting weapons

I'm practically sold. I'll have to do my research but I sure like the sound of uruguay. Sounds like paradise.

and apparently uruguay is among the 15 counttries with most guns per capita

US has more guns than people

True

still need more though

True that

just leave the fully auto weapons behind

aww 😦

Well I guess we all must make sacrifices when moving to a new country.

maybe you can

it was listed as a maybe not as a resounding no

also

In all seriousness, I can store my firearms with my brother.

the Yoruguas are not as gun crazy as the americans

Crazy is a strong word....we prefer enthusiastic.

before making any step about moving in

have a long vacation

brush up that spanish

we find a gringo that makes the effort to elarn the langauge worthy of respect

ya, my spanish is not so good. I know a few words thanks to breaking bad but I will need to make the effort.

would 1000 dollars and a state appointed girlfriend change your mind

I actually was fairly fluent years ago when I was landscaping as a teen.

no

interesting

Switzerland is the 2nd most gun dense country and everyone agrees that it's peaceful

even with 3 languages

Any government big enough to give you everything is also big enough to take it all away. And in reality, in order to give these people 1000 a month for free they are going to have to tax us poor working bastards even more.

the swiss speak, French, Italian, a Variant of German and Romansch, a romance language that sounfs like a german trying to speak latin