Message from @Convo

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2017-05-21 05:22:55 UTC  

actually

2017-05-21 05:23:12 UTC  

the first time i drank hard liquor at a shitty party with three girls, a black active duty and a mexican active duty

2017-05-21 05:23:16 UTC  

i did grab a girl's thigh

2017-05-21 05:23:19 UTC  

and then i got kicked out

2017-05-21 05:23:34 UTC  

but i was so drunk i dont rmeember anything but waking up on my own bed covered in pineapple liquor

2017-05-21 05:23:44 UTC  

Pineapple Liquor WTF

2017-05-21 05:23:47 UTC  

and then i washed my blanket and it was polyester and melted in the washing machine

2017-05-21 05:23:53 UTC  

I feel like there is a generation gap here or something.

2017-05-21 05:23:53 UTC  

so i had no blanket for the winter

2017-05-21 05:23:59 UTC  

yeah

2017-05-21 05:24:01 UTC  

i want to die

2017-05-21 05:24:10 UTC  

oh

2017-05-21 05:24:14 UTC  

That's like Wooderson saying he made Mimosas that were actually just screwdrivers servered in a champange glass

2017-05-21 05:24:16 UTC  

also the pineapple liquor came out of my mouth

2017-05-21 05:24:50 UTC  

my college roommate used to stand over my bed while i slept and when i woke up and pushed him over and said what the fuck he said "I was just thinking private thoughts"

2017-05-21 05:25:01 UTC  

he dropped out of school and when i chekced his desk he had fucking mountains of ritalin

2017-05-21 05:25:33 UTC  

i dont remember his name, pajeet something

2017-05-21 05:25:44 UTC  

he also had no friends, because no one has friends in california

2017-05-21 05:25:48 UTC  

not even Johnny

2017-05-21 05:26:10 UTC  

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2017-05-21 05:26:11 UTC  

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2017-05-21 05:26:12 UTC  

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2017-05-21 05:26:14 UTC  

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2017-05-21 05:26:14 UTC  

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2017-05-21 05:26:15 UTC  

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2017-05-21 05:26:28 UTC  

THIS IS INSANE WE ARE BREAKING TO CONSIIONING.

2017-05-21 05:26:37 UTC  

>podcast on paganism
>panel is a christian, a christian, a christian, a christian, and a christian

2017-05-21 05:26:41 UTC  

i anticipate a well argued debate

2017-05-21 05:26:49 UTC  

GRILLS IN NYC ARE THIRST POSTING HARDER THAN CONVO

2017-05-21 05:26:57 UTC  

@Eli Mosley impossible

2017-05-21 05:27:01 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/315722129825857536/image.jpg

2017-05-21 05:27:02 UTC  

are any of them polish

2017-05-21 05:27:05 UTC  

please take a picture

2017-05-21 05:27:11 UTC  

also ask them if thye are single

2017-05-21 05:27:13 UTC  

IM BULLYCIDING A FRENCH EXPAT SO HARD SHE CRIES

2017-05-21 05:27:15 UTC  

and if they want a polish gf

2017-05-21 05:27:20 UTC  

THOT OATROLLED

2017-05-21 05:27:29 UTC  

u mean bf rite? fag

2017-05-21 05:27:41 UTC  

oh

2017-05-21 05:27:43 UTC  

yeah